h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...poor sledgy...I know him well the CAT...

update the Armory Lobby...gotsta go now...

*pokes the COW while the COW is not on the LINE*

*pokes the CAT in the JOINT...again...*

*blows up the COW's the SPACESHIP*

...why did my newly purchased/stolen/refinanced/reposessed/liberated flying saucer just blow up...Do you have any clue how much that thing would have cost me if I had actaully payed for it...?

maybe someone who defintitly isn't me had something to do with it.

...well...If it wasn't you...then it must have been that NotEvilClaw guy that looks just like you...or is that what you want me to think and you're really NotEvilClaw in desguise even though you look exactly like EvilClaw...

Not NotEvilClaw! It was DefinitlyNotEvilClaw!

you're not getting away from the long arm of the law...if you try you might trip over it since it's so long...

*stabs the COW in the EYE* Oh that looks the PAINFUL.

*blasts the CAT in the HEAD...*

Ruh roh shaggy. *retreats back inside house*

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No its 12:42 now.

12:47...I suppose you weren't in the library...

I was in the library but i .

...you're telling me you were in the library 'till 8:03 and no one yelled at you to get the out of my library...

On more different Russian English Note...
I get new name tag...see...

Update the Armory page now...you have time...I know you have time...

I don't have time unless i'm working on my computer when it is no longer broke-y!