h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The Shadow Ship Excelcior looms overhead*
*several of the main guns open a barrage of...























of...






















of confedii...what...it IS a fair and all...how can you have a fair without confedi...?*



All your muffins are belong to us...er...well...actually they belong to you...but can I have one...?

*gives the COW the *

*gives the cat the one up sign*

*the CAT hides from the COW inside the CAT's the HOUSE*

*starts innundating the CAT's the HOUSE with the CONFEDI...*

*throws water balloon full of BBQ sauce out the window at the COW*

*catches it in a net...*
*throws it into a bucket filled with other BBQ sauce filled baloons...*
wait...why would a water balloon have BBQ sauce in it...?

*pulls out an oversized comical cannon*
*shoots colorful cannonballs at the COW*

...you mean an OCC...?
Shouldn't that be an OOC...Oversized Orangatang Cannon...
*pulls out his newly invented OOC...fires a the ARANGATANG at the CAT

*closes all windows and doors except for the basement door WOOOooOOOoo!*

*confedii rushes in to open basement door*

*confetti turns into Redenbacher's popcorn. if its not redenbachers then its not expensive *

......you...you do realize that popcorn takes up more space than confeddi...right...so that can't be doing any good for your foundation...

*house roof unhinges like mouth and eats the popcorn*
*a voice from inside the house* Blarg?! You call this popcorn?

*several of the Gauss Ion Cannons trane their sights on EvilClaw's house...*

Ah-ha! I've some copyright lawyers representing a video game company here. i'm afraid you can't use those "Gauss Ion Cannons" on the premises due to the amazing copyright shield(C) i put up.

...well...actually...that's not copyright infringement...I'm not trying to make any money off of it...so thus SuperMoo uses The Loophole...no...it's not a lou pole...it's a loophole

*While the COW was argueing the LOOPHOLE the CAT disabled the CANNONS by unplugging them and then activating the self-destruct on the shadow ship*

Nows your last chance to hit the cancellation button.

...F! even in the future nothing works...including that self-destruct button...why should I have a self-destruct button anywho.....since I'm a egocentric fool and thus I'd never think that my ship would ever risk falling into enemy hands...so...anywho...now for the unveiling of my top secret adaptation of the continuity shield...
*continuity sheilding surrounding the weapons rooms distorts continuity and the plugs automatically solder themselves onto the battery terminals*
I call it the Controled Continuity Shield...