h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*controlled continuity shield (lets call it the CCS) fails dramatically when it brushes against the chaotic continuity shield (aka EvilClaw's. Lets call it the CCCS for Cool Chaotic continuity shield). Ion cannons turn into Judean People's front crack suicide squad*

Feel my power! ... STOP FEELING ME POWER! HARRASE-MENT!

*the Interdemensional Warp Gate System opens up a rift through which an exact replica of the original shadow ship exits fully prepared for combat...or maybe for wombat...no...no it's definately for combat...anywho...
*sends EvilClaw an ultimatum:
If you do not agree to naming the settlment of this War Fair "Treaty of Versilles 2:A Sequal to the Prequal"...then I might give strong disaproval of your actions...*

*Calls on the power of Ulyaoth (Ancient of Space!!) to transport the shadow ship to aisle five at walmart*

...hmmm...I could use my majority influence at the IGMPD to shoot you with you're own weapon...

*Summons the power of Ulyaoth once again*
Ulyaoth master of the mind and of magic!
Wipe this idea from my adversary's skull that he may think only of scantily clad women wrestling in pudding! Do this for your servant the bender of minds and of sanity, EvilClaw!

*supermoo thinks of scantily clad cows*

*decides he'll sing a song...*

You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch
You're a bad bannana with a
Greacy black peel

You're a monster, Mr Grinch
Your heart's an emty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soel, Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
39 1/2 foot pole

*is distracted for a few minutes while he sings the lyrics out loud and off key*

*pokes EvilClaw in the joint...

* (thats for the asterick you forgot)

*becomes undistracted*

O Shee Ma Ter Hoom! Kuba Den SKAYA!
*something happens*
*EvilClaw goes back into his house*

...look...it's a

*launchs a blue whale at Supermoo*

*whale hits COW and COW flies*

And the cow flew over the moon.

*a fork runs away with a spoon*
!

*looks at dead COW FLIES...*
anywho...

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog

Out on the road or back in town
All kinda critters puttin CatDog down
Gotta ride the bubble, gotta try and get along
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog
CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world was a little CatDog

*gets distracted again*

*prods EvilClaw in the joint...again...

*milks Supermoo to death in a manner reminiscent of Kung Pow!*

HIU RASKOGUOISHIGOISHREGUORIGHUIHUGU!...I have not Udders...
*skins EvilClaw both ways...*
...the skinning of the cat both ways reminds him...he forgot to turn off the water sprinklers at the EA base...

...oh and UPDATE THE ARMORY INTRO PAGE!!!

*becomes unskinned*
SPIT! I'm running out of Ancients with which to humiliate you...

I SUMMON THE POWER OF MANTUROK!

*large rumbling sounds emenate from ground*

...I summon the power of this handy sledge
*starts playing wack-a-mole with the bulges in the ground*

*chants* Mantorok Bantok Santek! (prolly got the runes wrong but then again nobody else knows enough about the game to contradict me )

*A red shield springs up to protect the CAT*
*the CAT steals the HAMMER and eats the IT*