h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the Hematite Wing you can find Hematitedude's Personal Suite of Wonder & Whimsy! We have just installed the Time Machine to stop the Lincon & Kennedy Asasinations.

Welcome my World!!!! Mooohahahahahahahaha



(Enjoy Your Stay)

Mmm... pretty!

Isn't hematite the stuff cavemen crushed up to make red paint........or maybe it was apples,mmmmmmmmmm?

Anyway names LeRue prospetive 1st recruit.

Please leave. Now. Close your eyes. Don't come into contact with anything. Convienantly forget everything you have seen and/or touched. 'Captian' LeRue you are hereby banished for Extreme Ignorance towards Hematite.

Hematite is a type of stone, it is the stone we all get iron from. Oh Hematite we owe you so much. We love you hematite. Hematite, you rock. Oh Hematite, we lohove you, you are our newhow God.

Just so that I never Have a repeat of what Happened with 'Captain' LeRue (I only recognise 1 captain & that is CAPTAIN Nuge), I Will Install a security system, and because this is the Hematite Wing The security System will hurl balls of Hematite at any unauthorised Intruders. To the Laboratory! Didledledledle!

Yay! The laboratory! diddliediddely deee!

Hello Captain. I am mcgaxs i wish for you to be chief security officer of mc gaxs floor i await your reply

How do you keep getting in? Well at least you don't know about the secret passages & doors & Labratories.

that's what you think you really ought to make security more tight i only had to walk reight past the gaurd.you need better security. may i suggest captain LeRue

A:You probaby got lost one your way to the Fridge to get a sandwich or perhaps some cake. B: If you had passed I would Know & you would be impaled with a barrage of hematite. C:May I suggest running (or perhaps waddling) away before that giant Ball of Hematite Massacres you ... Whoops, Ohh Ouch, Dude you should have ducked, sheesh, the human body Should not bend that way. Oh well, That's what happens when you try to break into the Hematite Wing. Let McGax's(Well, now he's McFlat) mistake be a lesson to you all.

That's what you think. What you impaled was merly a decoy bot to scope out weaknesses in your defence!Ha Ha

By the way i'm not even here.

Admit defeat stumpy! You lose I win! By the way one of my Hematite Henchbots have delivered a bomb into your Floor! I watched him arrive home. I have take3n your advice & tightened security so much so that no one can get in or out. Ohy yes & do not hide the fact that you were bombbarded with Hematite. I watched you waddle away in pain. Robots don't show pain! MOOHAHAHAHAHAH

Hematitedude, If no-one can get in or out, then A: I can't be here and B: You're trapped. C'mon, the new HQ needs a hematite wing, did you see the thing about the offices? Set up a room and be done with it. Goodbye. *Vanishes*

You tell him!

This is an automated massage brought to you by:hematitedude. Your messanger today will be: Hematitebot 3620014. Transmmiting mrssage: Yo so what you need to do is Bam in Five more eggs, BAM! Knock it up a natch! Shnizzile biffizzle! (Oh crud! That's cooking with Snoop Dogg.) Retransmitting: Ah here we go! Yo Captain C'mon in, you too LeRue! Your missin' the Game, it's Enterprise 8, Klingons 3! Here grab a soda. You!(Points to Random Hematitebot)Get these guys a soda! Oh yes, 'Mcgax' you should start running because my new Invincible balls of Hematite have you on Radar! (Turns to guests) This new super T.V. is cool. You Know I can pick up the Shame Triangle Channel on this thing. Shame all day everyday! It's depressingly Entertaining! The scare of possible infultration is over. The Hematite wing is back Open!

Hematitedude, have you been on the new page at A3542186?