h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*one of the theives plays a haunting tune as she walks down the aisle*

*Khamsin s at Anthea*

*reaches khamsin and trys very hard not to start laughing*

*whispers to her* was it that bad?*/*

*whispers* the music... almost... the boys dressed as choir boys, deffinetly */*

*whisper*

Now is the chance to change your mind

*turns to the priest*

*whisper* oh no, not letting you get away that easaly */*

*turns to face the preast*

*after long and boring speach by the priest they finally get to the I do's part*

Priest: Khamsin do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife *etc*

Khamsin: I do

Priest: Anthea *same as above etc etc*

I er.. do

I do



*preast does several other nesasary bits...*

Priest: you may now kiss the bride

*Khamsin lifts up the veil and gives Anthea the most passionate kiss in weeks*

<*the guest vomit*>

*kisses khamsin very cheerfully*

So, I guess I'm stuck with you now?

<*guests run off screaming in terror*>

*places her wedding band around her finger*

Yes my dear for the rest of our lives

*places his ring on his finger in the same mannor*
then may they be long

hopefully

oh yes

*drinks are passed around*

To many long years Cheers!

yes,

*they down their drinks and once the party starts after all the speaches, Khamsin and Anthea retreat to the master bedroom*

well that was interesting...
Khamsin darling did you know half those people?

Distant relative of mine, you know, thieves, murderers, all good company

Ah yes I understand