h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah, you will ahve to see tomorrow

Ah are you going to reveal all once its too late for me to run of with that elven suter my father found

exactly

Oh how wonderful

isn't it just?

Well, I will wait till then to tell you a few things as well shall I?

fairs fair

I guess it is... well look at the time, tis bed time

is it?
Oh how time does fly

see you in the morning... you have the master bed room...

*wanders off upstairs and goes to sleep in a spare room*

*wanders off to the master bedroom watching for what she remembers of the traps and using her common sence to work out the others*

*once she has fallen asleep the flower arrangers and theives descend upon the house handing over the outfits to the butler who puts them in the appropraite rooms*

*in the backgarden the theives and flower arrangers start making preparations*

< flower arangers... yes...>

*some of the girls help in the kitchen*

< well I thought you would like the touch>

*the sun starts to rise after many hours*

* the garden is set out with chairs and an area of tables and food*

*flowers are arranged all over the place*

*in the spare room Khamsin and his second are dressing ready for the big day*

Khamsin: after this I am thinking of giving up the profession

Second: are you sure you want to?

Khamsin: *sighs* yeah unless some sort of challange comes along there is no point anymore...

*staggers out of bed to be met by one of the seniour girls*
*much fussing and confusion occurs for a vast period of time*

< second in command of the theives>

*they get ready in silence and then go down to the kitchem and grabbing breakfast before going outside to meet the priest*

*finally ready, after what could have been the result of an explosion in a fabric factory *

are you sure it was nesasary to make that much mess?

of course...

*they slowly go down*

*the guest start arrving and taking seats in the backgarden*

*Khamsin sits neverously at the front*

Second: you sure you want to do this Kham?

*khamsin punches him and nods*

<>

*waits till the guests are finished coming and have settled down a bit*

*remembers where the garden is*

*the music starts playing and Khamsin stands as well as all the guests*

*walks towards khamsin through the garden wondering who all these people actually are...*