h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Her voice is hoarse, refined educated.
"You are prepared to meet my terms and conditions, Cal? The man who can discover the indentity of the killer of my husband and remove him will gain a fabulous fortune. But should he fail....I am not the Queen of Black Magic for nothing,Cal."
She taps a tankard on the table, it crumbles into dust, which vanishes.
"To those that fail me they become my army," she waves at the riders in black armour who stand nearby awaiting her orders. "They become souless, merciless killers, who obey my every command."

*raises an eyebrow*

Then why dear sweet sister, do you not get them to find him?

They are mindless robots, you know that. I have drained their souls from them. They are mere savage fighters, without brains. I need someone who can think, brother dear.

Then stop with all these silly threats it's me your talking to now!

*frowns*

*She lays a hand over his*
I am sorry, but it is a habit that is hard to break. After all this time, I'd have thought at least one of these
*She gestures to black knights*
Fools would have found out something.
Will you do this, Cal. If not for a grieving widow, at least for a sister

*lays his hand on top of hers*

You know how I felt about your husband

You also know that I think that whoever did this was doing you a favour

Dear sister I cannot and will not do this for you *bows his head* I'm sorry *looks back at her* but you knew what my answer would be before you came *smiles sadly*

So thr rumours I've heard are true. It was you.

*frowns* What was me?

Who killed My husband
*snaps fingers at her men who gather around*

*blinks at her*


This search has sent you mad sister</>

*Slowly stands, bows his had and pushes his palms togther, whislt chanting, then slowly outstreatches his arms with his palms facing outwards, a great bright light surrounds them, and then quickly vanishes.*


*her men are no longer there*

*She laughs*
You think your stupid party tricks are better than my magic? You are a fool
*She snaps fingers. Troops return.*
Do not try to combat me, brother. My power is far greater than yours.


*The immortal, remaining invisable, glides silently to stand and watch. He is not allowed to interfere in the ways of men, but as these are supernaturals, perhaps he should. He is a messenger of the Gods, so can never be defeated.*

*The witch stands*
You are but a half brothe, more human than witch or wizard. You can never have the full power.

So I see there are still things to be thankful for


Begone sister, and leave me in peace

*She hurls a spell at Cal. The immortal places his shield before Cal. It is Ageis, the shield of Zeus, the shield which gives devine protection. The spell shatters. He hurls the chain of justice about her, chains which no evil can break Whispers in Cal's ear*
What would you have me do with her, swordsman?

*sadly* she is my sister, do not hurt her, but she should be gone from this place

She may return. Not matter how far she is sent. Tell me Cal, between you and me, did you remove her husband?

*bows his head*

*sighs and looks back up* No I did not

So ok. Do you know who did? If you do we can send her off out of here and that will get rid of her.

*shakes his head* No I don't know who did

*The immortal lays his hand on her forehead.*
Sleep lady sleep. When you awak the last half hour will never have happened for you. It will be as if you have just entered this bar. You have come here to visit your half brother on a friendly visit.

*Turns to Cal. Becomes visable*

Will that satisfy you,Swordsman?

*nods just once*