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Does anyone know what has happened to Himura?

No.......but I did see this interesting potatoe.

*takes out the interesting potatoe*

Oh look it's shaped like a

Perhaps we'd better not say on a public thread.

Its amazing for years I've been loking for a spud that could fit through this meatal ring i have *Takes out a metal ring and procedes to show how easily the potatoe can enter and exit,enter,exit,enter,exit the ring*

Erm... Okay. Himura hasn't been here, she left some time ago. Why do you ask?

Just windered as I was trhe first person Himura met and he and I became friends and I helped show him many of the threads.
My Word that is an interesting potato. So nice and round and juicy so nice and round and fat I wish I had a potato quite as big as that.

Well I know this grocer...well I should say surgeon,who will do anything you want for the right price.



If you know what i mean

Ha?Do you?

Sorry about these twitchings,itsa medical condition

Yes that is a nasty twitch. Take one of these tablets. It won't do any thing for the twitch I just want to see what they do.

*hair tuns purple*

Well? any difference.

*pauses a look of horror passes his face and furious groinular groping insues*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH......

*a look of relief*

Oh thank god everything where they should be.

Hmm !! Well that certainly was very interesting.Well that's the last time I buy "E"'s from some-one in a back street bus station at 03:00 in the morning. I wasn't sure at the time if he said he was doing it for a bet or for a vet. Never mind, console yourself at least it's done something for the twitch. It's made it worse.

*walks into the inn*

hello?

Hello & Welcome new comer.A while since anyone visited here.

Hmm... *drinks a drink* <<>> Hello.

Goes invisable, steals Captains drink.

Why'd you say that?

strange how people sometimes say strange things isn't it?

Remember on this thread Liquid is a messanger of the Gods. He is an immoratal. He came become invisable, or walk through walls. He is a knight of the Grand and Noble order. A Prince in Heredom.

Whutchoo talkin' bout? >hic< Yer notta *swigs drink* >hic< immerta-whateveryacallit. >hic<

Think you've had more than enough, Captain. Perhaps I might suggest a return to your quarters to sleep it off.