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*LeRue staggers in*

*.... and politely collapse onto the floor, with a just about audiable*

Yuse complete b*stard yuse!

Calls doctor for medical assistance

*at the mention of a doctor LeRue rises to his feet at "Luas Lasrach"*

Oh ya, they'll come in here, tell me what I already know and then want an arm and a leg..which is Ironic*

What is your problem then brave captain?

2 days...2 DAYS without a drink...2 DAAAAYYYSSS!!!!!

Orders Captain a large flagon of foaming ale.

*drinks it .... quickly*

*Gets more to drink* Why... w-w- why you gettin' medics fer a pub if some... *faints*

Now youse shee ere dee besht *hic* way ash to wake up some*hic*one whosh pisheeddd ish to acttttt likesssshh yor gouin to pish down their trout *hic*...*starts to laugh roarsely* shoshshery ment pish down dere throat.*hic*

*Wonders if he shouldn't leave quickly as Bar man refuses to serve either captain as they have had enough already.*

*walks into the inn looking rather bedraggled and orders a drink*

Wakes with a jolt.
Oh Hi
No-one around, hasn't been for days, you woke me up.

*runs his hand through hid soaking hair*


sorry


*goes to sit by the fire to dry off a little*

*wakes up, looks annoyed, checks himself in the mirror, tuts at his general gunginess, straightens his hair and goes and washes himself. Comes out five minutes later looking respectable, and lies down on the floor and goes to sleep again, as he should technically be somewhere else on these threads at the moment, and he had just forgotten this. He fades out of focus and disappears*

Sweeps up traces of captain and offers Cal blankets and a drink

Thanks


*takes the drink and wraps the banket tightly around himself*

*wakes up in the corner of the room*

That was a nice... coma.

You'll need a drink after that

You've been gone a long while, Cal. How have you been? What is the reason for your return?

*looks deep into his cup*


Things are not well I feel