h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya...i know its a bit late in the season, but i wonder whether you would do me the honour of a 40 ton snowball please. To be sent to this user <./>U648731</.>
With the following message
See i told you i had connections

Thanks in advance
Venus

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Done and done. Thanks for the business, Venus.

Hehehe nice one
Thanks for doing that much appreciated.

Anytime. And if you ever need another CLI Snowball, you know where to find us.

Hiya
I see Sandwulie has requested a retalliation, only he did'nt create a link with the researcher number. Please bare with him, he's only been here a week and has no idea how to do links n stuff yet

Yeah, I'm working on that order as we speak. I just had a sudden drop in energy that kept me from responding ASAP. Always nice to see people who enjoy good, clean snowball fights.

Oh oh. I just sent the one he requested, before reading here that Affy was working on filling that order too. Hope you don't get 80 tons, Venus.


So, if we both fire, do we charge him double? If so, this could be a real money-maker for us. You know, whenever we get a request, pretend to accidentally send 2 snowballs...Hang on, we don't charge for this service, do we?

...

Never mind.

We DON'T?

*Runs inside and checks some things. Runs back out, scratching his head*

You're right! We don't! What on Earth are we thinking!


Yeah, GL beat me to it. The big ol' fancy University computer seized up on me.

Maybe we should start charging. I mean it IS a very useful service. What do you think about one per snowball. For the multi-fire mode, we could charge a piece of

hehehe could you eat a 40 ?

Donuts and CLI have a long, long history.

In fact, I think that our first major business deal right around THE DAWN OF THE NEW MILLENIUM was for a truck full of donuts from Joanna's.

So yeah, we can handle 40 donuts.

i'm impressed i could only manage one, and only if it was filled with jam of course

We should introduce Venus to Joanna, GL. You haven't lived until you've had a Moebius Strip Donut, or a Science Site Special (S3).

whats in it? anything yummy?

Well, the Donut Menu is at A254378 and it describes nearly every donut ever made at Joanna's (it doesn't describe the one S30 that was made there, but Joanna still doesn't know that she made it). Her stall is at an ever-shifting location at the H2G2 Waterworks And Beach, and is the epicenter of nearly every aspect of the h2g2 community's continuity.

i best have a look at that
Theres a hootoo beach? i've never seen that before...obviously my 'lurking' is'nt taking me to the best places i can see i'll have to investigate further

There's a beach, there are a few mountains, I live in The Crater, there's a bunch of restaurants, there's an "Alabaster House" (where the President Of H2G2 Lives), STUMPED Stadium is home to some sporting events and is the "secret" lair of STUMPED (h2g2's Supervillain Organization), conversation pits, a Magic Forest, a Space Center, and lots of other stuff.

And most of that stuff owes its very existence to Joanna's Donut Stall.

I've been to the forest i got lost I've had a look at the donut menu they all look yummy to me!!
The donut stall certainly gets around All this food talk is making me hungry 'wanders off to the kitchen in search of titbits'

Yes, I suggest looking around. Plenty o' cool places 'round these parts.