h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Noooo, it's for the Bolivian Synchronized Archery club. Honest.

*Lies down under the nearest keg and opens the tap WIDE*

Wow, this new setup is real cool!

Yup, there's another person here who'll be reading the newsletter.

Oh no, not another one.

I was going to say something witty, but it left me. I'll have to find it now.

*Runs out front door*

*runs in throwing glow sticks to all*
here!! take these! they keep calling me bad things, so i dont want them anymore. make them stop!
mommy, is that you?

dj kalu

Sign me up and pass down a B-52. (Preferably the drink, not the plane.)

I'd like a subscription, please!

Making sure I still get my subsciption! Got to have my newsletter!

NM

And just so the Americans don't get homesick on this Brit site here's a bit of redneck humour - or is it a true story?

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "at the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me."
After a long pause, Bubba said "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up there

HahahahahahaHA! *wipes away a tear*

Oh my...that's so...offensive! What brought that little bit of American bashing on, if you don't mind my asking?

Oh, and you forgot a period.

Don't answer that Løøny, let them stew
This is my Newsletter-subscription.

-B-

*floating through*

Ye Bobs, Looney, I think I know that guy!!

Thanks for the update, Frink.

So, Bumblebee, we're stewing Americans now, are we??
How do they taste? Are they served with bread, or dumplings??

Luna (QoH)

Howdy TVF. Count me in... news is what I crave.

But hopefully not news like Madmonks running off. That's a bite on the end of the nose, if ever there was one.

JTG

Howdy do.

Dial extension 2 for your service to be taken away.

(I got this sign from a hotel. Now I keep it in my office, and encourage people to call ext. 2)

hello hello hello, I vanished but have reappeared, here's my post, I was the lawyer wasn't I? Something like that?

Ball reporting in, late as usual

One post only it is then.

Okay then, here's me posting.

Posting? Posing? Whatever. Sign me in. Thank You.

Thanks everyone for signing up! The update for 2/23/00 has been posted

Um um um - Hi! 80's text adventure! Yay! Ai be the one they call the monkey. I am pink. I dance. I'm a yank, doggonit. Gimmie the news, Frink. Press the Button! Come on!