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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 22, 2004
That would be Suffering. However, the current popular game is Magic the Gathering.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 24, 2004
Yes indeed!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 13, 2004
YOU DONT PLAY THAT F**KING GAME TOO DO YOU??!!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 15, 2004
My bitch has been trying to get me into that game. I fear to, as I believe that if I did it's all I'd do. I'm not sure I can afford it.
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recklessnes Posted Oct 17, 2004
if it doesn't become an obsession for you to buy booster packs it's quite affordable. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 25, 2004
Your bitch???
Anyway, if you are very strict with yourself you can keep it under controll. I spend more money on CD's then I do on Magic.
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recklessnes Posted Oct 26, 2004
*walks up and smashes the pencil through the haddock.* 
*waddles off again*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Oct 26, 2004
Hey? What's wrong with the haddock?
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
Are you stupid? It's obvious what's wrong with it - it's had a pencil smashed through it.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2004
That kinda makes sense.
*has an evil thought*
Kitty, Recklessness has mutilated that poor fish!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
*points at the large pencil sticking through Recklessness*
I know.
*eats haddock*
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recklessnes Posted Nov 4, 2004
*makes gargling noise and removes pencil*
I give you something to eat and you repay me like this?
By the way, WHY do you get away with these things?
I don't ever hit you back or anything.
Guess I have a weakness against girls.
Even if they turn into killing ravenous halfbreeds.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 5, 2004
Yeah, I couldn't hit Kitty. She's to sweet.
*kicks Kitty under the tail*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
A halfbreed?
You don't even know I'm a girl anyway. What if I were to tell you I was a 67 year old male pervert who has a penchant for kidnapping and doing hideous things to teenage boys before killing and dismembering them on camera, then selling the video over ebay. 
*unfortunately for Ralph what's under the tail is a large sharp nail, which ralph's foot goes around, or to put it another way which goes through the foot of ralph.*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
*hops about in agony*
You don't SOUND like a old perv.
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recklessnes Posted Nov 8, 2004
she isnt.
and even if she is;
He has invoked the wrath of the powers of testicles and will at maximum have another half year to live untill he becomes a -soon-to-be-living-the-short-rest-of-his-life-in-pain-and-agony.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
Yeah! We're gonna get medieval on his ass!
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