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Khamsin Posted Jul 15, 2004
Here *pushes Werekitty forward* have her, she is lean and tender
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 19, 2004
nononnonono. Look at all the fur, you'd be pulling it out of your teeth for months! /She/ on the other hand does regular exercise and eats only fish food!
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Khamsin Posted Jul 20, 2004
she? who are you talking about werekitty?
*runs to the edge of the conversation* I'm a man
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 25, 2004
You evidently didn't thouroughly read the contract you entered into upon being in the same and or similar dimension as me.
any and all gender specific errors made by said werekitty are hereby null and void and uninsulting - specifically if falsely adjectivicated party has a non-gender obvious name.
and of course..
any and all instances of forcing werekitty to draw attention to the small print of the same/similar dimensional contract will incur a fee of five milky way earth great british pounds.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 28, 2004
Yes!
*grins brightly and a flock of vulture like lawyers land at her shoulders and lean in in a menacing fashion*
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Khamsin Posted Jul 28, 2004
*glups* how do you want it paying? *pulls out his cheque book*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 28, 2004
Cash cheque or credit card.
We won't cash cheques smaller than ten pounds so probably best to make the cheque out for that.
heh heh heh.
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Khamsin Posted Jul 28, 2004
*writes her a cheque for £100 but writes the date for 2204*
here you go
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 25, 2004
*flashes everybody in the eyes with a photographic flasher*
Oh, good, is that for the organ fund?
*grabs the check and leaps into a convenient time machine*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 30, 2004
*ethereal voice*
I allowed too, I'm GOD!!!!!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 31, 2004
Several people seem to be worshipping me, so that makes me a god, right?
Ralphites
Khamsin Posted Aug 31, 2004
it might do...
depends... do you have special god-like powers?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Aug 31, 2004
I can be very annoying at times...
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 2, 2004
*slaps Khamsin round the back of the head*
NO BLASPHEMER! Ralph is the One True Godllama. Richard Whitely is the 
.
Ralphites
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 3, 2004
D'you think I should tallk llike they do in Llamados?
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- 21: Khamsin (Jul 15, 2004)
- 22: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 19, 2004)
- 23: Khamsin (Jul 20, 2004)
- 24: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 25, 2004)
- 25: Khamsin (Jul 27, 2004)
- 26: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 28, 2004)
- 27: Khamsin (Jul 28, 2004)
- 28: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jul 28, 2004)
- 29: Khamsin (Jul 28, 2004)
- 30: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 25, 2004)
- 31: Khamsin (Aug 25, 2004)
- 32: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 30, 2004)
- 33: Khamsin (Aug 30, 2004)
- 34: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 31, 2004)
- 35: Khamsin (Aug 31, 2004)
- 36: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Aug 31, 2004)
- 37: Khamsin (Sep 1, 2004)
- 38: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Sep 2, 2004)
- 39: Khamsin (Sep 2, 2004)
- 40: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 3, 2004)
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