A Conversation for Ralph the Wonder Llama Fanclub

Ralphites

Post 21

Khamsin

Here *pushes Werekitty forward* have her, she is lean and tender


Ralphites

Post 22

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

nononnonono. Look at all the fur, you'd be pulling it out of your teeth for months! /She/ on the other hand does regular exercise and eats only fish food!


Ralphites

Post 23

Khamsin

smiley - erm she? who are you talking about werekitty?

*runs to the edge of the conversation* I'm a man


Ralphites

Post 24

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

smiley - bigeyes
You evidently didn't thouroughly read the contract you entered into upon being in the same and or similar dimension as me.

any and all gender specific errors made by said werekitty are hereby null and void and uninsulting - specifically if falsely adjectivicated party has a non-gender obvious name.

and of course..

any and all instances of forcing werekitty to draw attention to the small print of the same/similar dimensional contract will incur a fee of five milky way earth great british pounds.


Ralphites

Post 25

Khamsin

smiley - yikes I owe you 5pounds now?


Ralphites

Post 26

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Yes!

*grins brightly and a flock of vulture like lawyers land at her shoulders and lean in in a menacing fashion*


Ralphites

Post 27

Khamsin

*glups* how do you want it paying? *pulls out his cheque book*


Ralphites

Post 28

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Cash cheque or credit card.
We won't cash cheques smaller than ten pounds so probably best to make the cheque out for that.

heh heh heh.


Ralphites

Post 29

Khamsin

*writes her a cheque for £100 but writes the date for 2204*

smiley - whistle here you go


Ralphites

Post 30

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*flashes everybody in the eyes with a photographic flasher*

Oh, good, is that for the organ fund?

*grabs the check and leaps into a convenient time machine*


Ralphites

Post 31

Khamsin

smiley - yikes hey!!


Ralphites

Post 32

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*ethereal voice*


I allowed too, I'm GOD!!!!!


Ralphites

Post 33

Khamsin

I thought you were a wonder llama... not God...


Ralphites

Post 34

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermSeveral people seem to be worshipping me, so that makes me a god, right?


Ralphites

Post 35

Khamsin

smiley - erm it might do...

depends... do you have special god-like powers?


Ralphites

Post 36

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermI can be very annoying at times...


Ralphites

Post 37

Khamsin

smiley - laugh I would say you are a smiley - devil myself... I mean people worship smiley - devils


Ralphites

Post 38

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*slaps Khamsin round the back of the head*

NO BLASPHEMER! Ralph is the One True Godllama. Richard Whitely is the smiley - devil.


Ralphites

Post 39

Khamsin

smiley - cry I'm sorry oh powerful demi god the one true werekitty


Ralphites

Post 40

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

D'you think I should tallk llike they do in Llamados?


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