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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 2, 2004
OK gobold, I got a ticket for you. A one way ticket to lala land!
*Thumps Wil-Ma on the head and then throws her ashore.*
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*Does a double summersault and a triple Salchow before hitting the water in classic cannonball position.*
SSSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
You only say that because you don't know about kumquats. Don't you want to see your friend's grave and pay your last respects? I can show you where to find it. And you can even hold on to the kumquat for now. Just so you feel safer...
*backs slowly to the edge of the raft, then turns and jumps to the land*
It's just this way, if you'll follow me...
*starts towards the trees*
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
Zomnker - try not to describe the results of your actions. We threw you overboard because we spent at least 10 posts setting it up - plenty of time for you to react. But you throwing us over in one post is a bit unfair. Notice how I only aimed a club-strike at you - I left it for you to describe the results, whereas you describe hitting Wil-ma on the head AND throwing her out of the raft in a single post.
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
*keeps her eyes moving from the kumquat to the ground in front of her*
That's it. Just a little farther... Here we are.
*stops at the cairn she just built a little while before. rests her hand on it for a moment, then picks up the last little rock she had added to the top*
This... He was carrying this one. I think it was his favorite...
Would you like to have it?
*offers the rock to Wil-Ma*
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*climbs out of river and notices Wil-Ma near Barney's Cairn and shouts a warning*
Hey. That Bamm-Bamm's daddy not Wil-Ma 
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Wil-Ma Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*shouts to Bamm Bamm*
You be-gone bamm bamm. Wil-Ma have thing for Barney for long time. Fred no good.
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Pebbles Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
Bad Wil-Ma. Poor poor Fred. Fred's dead 
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Wil-Ma Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*turns to Human*
You give rock now. Rock is rubble family heirloom !
*reaches for the rock*
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
*looks from Bamm-Bamm to Wil-Ma and back again*
I sense some... tension, here, Captain.
*
thinks "Why did I say that 'Captain' bit????"*
Maybe you two should talk about this some more. It really seems as if you have some things to work through.
*slips the rock into her pocket, then picks up two shiny, pretty ones from the cairn*
He had these with him too. I bet that he'd want both of you to have one with them to remember him by...
*thinks "A little white lie won't be so bad. And maybe it'll give me a chance to get away while these two talk..." as she holds the rocks out, one to Wil-Ma, one to Bamm-Bamm*
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*rushes up the hill in a foul temper and pushes Wil-Ma to one side*
Will deal with you later.
Give dadda rocks to Bamm Bamm now Human
*brandishes club menacingly*
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
He was your father? Oh you poor, poor child! I am so sorry! Here. This is the rock he had in his hand...
*hands him the biggest of the two rocks, then hands Wil-Ma the prettiest*
I'm not sure I want to know what he was to you, but I'm sure he would want you to have this one. He had it next to his heart...
*backs slowly away from the Gobolds, keeping a wary eye on them whilst casting around for any stray piece of fruit she might be able to use to defend herself*
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Wil-Ma Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*grabs pretty rock from underneath Bamm Bamm's nose*
Mine, mine precious thing 
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
*spots a larger kumquat lying under a bush. backs up to it quietly, squats down and picks it up*
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*envy, jealousy and greed twist across Bamm Bamms features*
Wil-Ma get what she deserve
*takes his rock, brains Wil-Ma with it and then takes pretty rock*
Mine now.
Take good care of precious rock now.
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Bamm Bamm the Gobold Posted Mar 2, 2004
*sits down with rock and picks bits of brain out of it's crevices*
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Mar 2, 2004
*stares in shock and dismay momentarily. feels herself start to tear up and knows that she has to leave now. cralws quietly through the undergrowth behind Barney, stopping to quickly grab the other kumquat which rolled to the bushes after being dropped by Wil-Ma's dead hand*
*stops crying, carefully not sniffing, then plots the best way to get past Bamm-Bamm, Pebbles and Dino and back to the raft*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 2, 2004
*unnoticed amidst the turmoil RD vault's onto Toby's back and gallops through the river shallows, avoiding the Gobolds with Toby's fleetness of foot and up the hill to Gw7en's side*
Gw7en ! Here 
*holds hand out to pull Gw7en up*
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Meanwhile, Back at the Rift
- 821: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 2, 2004)
- 822: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 823: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 824: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 825: Wil-Ma Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 826: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 827: Dino Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 828: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 829: Wil-Ma Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 830: Pebbles Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 831: Wil-Ma Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 832: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 833: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 834: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 835: Wil-Ma Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 836: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 837: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 838: Bamm Bamm the Gobold (Mar 2, 2004)
- 839: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Mar 2, 2004)
- 840: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 2, 2004)
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