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As musical director, I feel it is my duty to provide the FFFF with its very own 'hymnal'. I've just been waiting for GB to list me on the page.

Perhaps another annex to the Foundation could be a collection of religious jokes... just a suggestion.

BTW, Grey, you may notice that you've been added, along with Engels42. I apologize for the delay, but between being a newly appointed ACE, advertising my Guide to H2G2 Clubs, and attempting to live my real life, it sort of slipped through the cracks. Please don't hurt me...

I won't.

I was going to ask what the hold up was, but I thought I should check first and there it was! I understand that you've been busy. I just wasn't about to start performing my duties as Musical Director until I got some recognition.

(this keyboard sucks!)

So where is it, o musical one? Where is our anthem?!?

Oh, I'm not going to write anything. I'm going to compile songs which deal with the subject of religion and what's wrong with it, and put the lyrics up here. It won't be up for a while, because I have at least six songs n mind already.

(see that 'n'? I didn't do that on purpose, it's this stupid keyboard!)

I shun thy keyboard to eternal hellfire!

Actually, maybe your keyboard or computer has been possesed by one of those Windows compatible demons.

GB,

If you want me to set up a Religious Jokes forum and link it to FFFF, then i'd be happy to do it, but I wouldn't know how to link it to the forum (or is that something you will do?).

I do have a very large collection of religious jokes, most of which are unfortunately rubbish, but I could put them up anyway.

Let me know.

Austin: Once you've got a page for the jokes, I'll drop a link on the FFFF page, in the humor section (obviously ). I'll scan my email joke archive for anything pertinent, as well.

Everyone: As your leader and founder, it is my distinct privilege to be the first person damned to hell by the incarnation on H2G2 calling itself the Almighty Gawd. It's a wonderful moment in my life. Those of you who wish the same glory might want to check out the thread in the frame to your left entitled "Alright, I'm taking names..."

I liked those Pope jokexs

If somebody's compiling a list of religeon related songs then don't forget Holy Smoke by Iron Maiden.

OK, well i've set up the joke page entry. It's at http://www.h2g2.com/A289758

I've got more, but I was getting a bit bored formatting them all

PS. I do apologise for my homepage, but i'm sooo busy at the moment, I haven't yet found time to make it, well, interesting. It's right at the top of my To Do list (well, not at the top, but near the top).

AA

I don't know why I put that bit about my homepage. Seems....kind of....irrelevant.......now........silly.......really.....

Don't worry, mate.

I figure I ought to tell you lot about a page I wrote half an hour ago:
http://www.h2g2.com/A290044
I did it for my own personal gratification. I love slamming christians.
Well, just reminds yourselves that you are all above my level of perile humour...

I wanna do another page, taking the mick out of someone doing a dopey comment about Kittie...

This isn't really with the subject of this particular line of reasoning, but I saw this site while looking through Joanna's home page;
http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster
Check it out, you get to kill those annoying hamsters from hamsterdance, and also Pokemon and the Backstreet boys if you so choose.

sorry, but you'll have to put a '/' on the end of that link for it to work, which means that this is the correct link;
http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/

Hello, The net is behaving so well for me that I am finally able to do some exploring and reading of longer threads.

I would like to apply to join the FFFF as Administrator of Meaningless Planetwide Catastrophes. I hope the fact that I'm a Quaker won't bar me from admission. If I were a member of FFFF, that fact wouldn't bar me from the Society of Friends (Quakers)...

Lil

That site was a laff! I hate killing animals, but that felt good. Guess it was the bit where I gunned them down in their rows...

Hi Lil

Hi Mike!
Is there any chance that the owner of this forum might start a #4 thread? I just know this will time out on me on the weekdays before, say, 11 pm EST.

Greetings, Asteroid Lil. What an amazing coincidence... just when I was thinking how much we could use a Administrator of Meaningless Planetwide Catastrophes, here you are! Settle in and enjoy your stay.

The owner of the forum? Well, as active as TDV tends to be, I don't think they're going to swoop in suddenly and start another thread for us, so we'll have to do it ourselves. This one is getting a bit long, so it wouldn't hurt to move on to the next.