h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you gave someone your number?

FOOL!

No! Shim gave it!

But she is a personal friend of his anyway

oh right sorry

That's OK, she still hasn't phoned me yet anyway.

aww that's no good...what homework have you got for tomorrow?

i still havent got my ingredients for food yet.
Doh

see u next week in da h2g2 massif for i is leavin'

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the H2G2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

Alright, I know Pen Is is spanish, but what language are the rest of you speaking?

Teaserman. Long time no see

These chicks speak that wierd dialect know as 'teenage crap'. I am very fluent in it. Dig ma funksome vibe, innit buays?!

I'm sorry, my babel fish must have fallen out. Where did that thing get to?

Tee hee hee

Hey, Katsy, you would not believe which page is on my thirs batch of articles I have to sub-edit.

This one.

Yes, that's right. As a sub-editor, I now have the power to decide whether your party must go into the official guide or not. How terribly ironic...

DON'T YOU EVEN DARE CUT ANYTHING OUT OR I MIGHT JUST KILL YOU!

You mean they haven't sent you the, uh, note yet?

note about what? I'm supposed to be a subbie myself but I've only got the ACE so far. I suppose that's a start.

alright Atkin? The pic is comin my way btw...

Anyway...how's things in 'ere this mornin?
I is rockin thanks for askin...

I've gotta go on the back of the motorbike from now on cos me dad is gettin rid of da car...
It is wicked though, oh and guess what?
He's gonna teach me to drive a moped so I can get me licence next year!

Bloody hell!
Nothing quite so big's happened my end. I changed the MIDI on my homepage...

Ally, who told u I was Atnik? Was it Katsy? Is Jeni gonna see my pic?

btw Katsy, uh, I kinda had to reject the party . It's just not official guide material, like I told you before. So sorry, don't hurt me *^_^*

Sorry,Mikey boy but I don't grass my mates up...
Any way, congrats on the MIDI thing.

*sniggers* I don't think Katsy could hurt a fly... that's a compliment BTW

Hey, it's no big deal who told you my name...I'm hardly going to tear their throat out! I'm just curious.

That's very nicely put...

Anyway, I asked Kat what the A stood for, cos we were talkin about your pic, and she just told me it was your surname.All is cool.

Anyone know a website I can go to where I can download whole songs and not just clips of them? Cos I'm desperate for some free music cos i'm broke at the mo.

If you like I can send you some clips or whole music of the CD's I've got, but they take ages to download. I sent Jeni Pre Shores and it took her about an hour to download apparently! I'm gonna buy that Blink 182 CD when I've actually got some money.
Oh yeah, I STILL haven't bought Natalie a b-day prezzie yet, I was looking through the latest Index catalogue this morning and saw a nice radio with a cassette player for £14.99, shall I buy it for her?
Oh and Mike, Ally missed something out, she was leaning over me when I was checking my e-mail at school and your name came up as Atkin, so she asked me what it was all about.