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So what? Just cos you're not!

just cos i'm not?

*thank God*

anyway, did i say it was a bad thing ? no, just stating a fact.
capishe

Oye otra vez Mike A.


Veo lo que usted dijo en el español y no es agradable. ¿Qué es un arse?


Mi persona favorita es Gloria Estefan, ella canta el español realmente bien. ¿Ha oído jamás usted de ella?

I say el Espanol it be easy for me, you have I say , people speak me y me speak el Espanol for you, Bueno?

Adios

Uuuh...

Ich bin krank.

Mein Deutsch, ist nicht gut. And German is the only language I can really speak in.

Wass ist 'six hundred and sixty six' in Espanol, si'voul plait?

Mi persona favorita es Iron Maiden. Von Heavy Metal. Tres bon, oui?

Sorry, I cannot speak a word of Spasnish. Gracias. They do not teach us Spanish where I live. Francais, Deutsch und Latin, ja. Spansich, nein

Oh, I think you asked what 'arse' was.

Arse is your bottom, bum, backside, rear end, derriere etc.

Uh, Mike, do you get some kind of kick out of teaching foreigners the rude words? Pen_Is should be warned some of the words in this forum might get people angry with you if you use them.
*atchooooo!* (I've got a bad cold)

*laughs and leaves the room to enjoy a 2 week long break from the hELLmOUTH and some downright good times aiiiii*

Hey, Katsy babe, I'm teaching him them because he asked what they meant. He has a right to know. And you are right, he really should not use them if he can help it. But to good old English people like us, they are English words, part of our culture, and we just happen to use them a lot. F**k you all!

To some people it's nothing. I have to be honest and say I don't mind, just don't overuse it. I think he should be warned that some people might find it offensive.
Well, I guess I'll have to show off and say that I know the S word in quite a few languages, I think French, Russian, and of course English. I also know the f one in Spanish. Shall we translate to Spanish for Pentra

Yes

My friend Ed Hunter (http://www.h2g2.com/U115649 ) is doing a list of 666 is as many languages as possible, as you all know. Now I've got a link, why don't you all go check it out?

That certain Spanish word is Jinga (I think that's how it's written, not sure of the spelling). That's thanks to Jeni X by the way.
I might be able to find out 666 in Hebrew, but I only know up to 10. It's probably a case of I need to know what 60 and 100 are. I know 6 is "sheish". I'll just have to find out the rest.

We already got 666 in Hebrew...

Talking about 666, I found an anti-Marilyn Manson website done by a bible-bashing christian w**kstain. I'd love the chance to rip the c**t's ears off...

I hate Marilyn Manson. He's too creepy! I think Shim likes him though.

I noticed you've already got the 666 in Hebrew. Shame we could write it in hebrew font though!

A hebrew font...d'ya think you could mail that to me tomorrow (or tonight if ya like )

I got a groovy Iron Maiden font.

Marilyn Manson sounds like watered down Slipknot. Slipknot rock.
Antichrist Superstar had some great songs on it. But sadly, not enough

ENTICED TO MAIM .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Deaths to good
need something more
still breathing , screaming
gives me a rush
see , thats what i prefer.
to inflict , resulting in lasting scars
lost limbs , deep lacerations.

no death
just pain
shut up bitch
enticed to maim.

its always the same
its always different
first the attack
then i choose
which limb to hack
a leg your gonna loose
that hand , you only need one
smashing of bone
fingers fly
snapping of sinew , ligaments tear
count your teeth , broken , sheared.

If you die ill feel ashamed
my works gone wrong
next time i wont f**k up
leave alone those vital organs
concentrate , don't stab to deep
blood , puss , it all will seep.

the result of my actions
you will live with
wheelchair , bedbound
your memory wont leave it.
I don't want to kill you
i just want to hurt you.

enticed to maim
prolong the pain .

Let's have another sing song-Blink 182, "All the small things"

"All the small things,
Truth cares, truth brings,
Your wish, I know,
You'll be at my show.

Say it so, I will not go,
Turn the lights off, carry me home" (Then there's loads of "nah nah nah nahing" for about 20 secs with a bit if electric guitars, then)

"Late night, come home,
Work sucks, I know,
She left me roses by the stairs,
Surpirses to let me know that she cares.

Say it so, I will not go,
Turn the lights off, carry me home.... (all the nah nahing with more guitar for even longer, then..)

Say it so, I will not go,
Turn the lights off, carry me home,
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill,
Nill by nill,
Say it so, I will not go,
Turn the lights off, carry me home,
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill,
One by one, nill by nill"

Mike, I finally got that song as I got a compilation album with it on. When I get home do you want a sample? (I'll send the bit with "Work sucks....."

Yeah, can I please have a sample . Not too big, remember. I can't remember what my self-imposed limit is, but you figure: not too big

When are you coming back?

Either Thursday night or Friday morning. I overheard my Mum saying the middle of the night of Thursday/Friday. I would probably stay until Sunday but I've got to have my Meningitis vaccine on Friday morning.....HELP MEEEEEE! I'M SCARED! MUMMMYYYYYY!

Bloody hell. You're off for a while aren't you?!

Yeah, I suppose.

I went to h2g2 headquarters today! It's soooo cool!