h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's that then?

STAY OUT OF THIS FORUM

What the hell are you on?

The song was War Pigs by Black Sabbath. I needed to flush it out of my system.
It has one of the best riffs I've ever heard in it, and I'll be damned if I don't get the band to learn to play it *^_^*.

Well as soon as I get this weeks paper round money I'm so gonna buy that song by Santana, which is out tomorrow, it's called "Smooth", and it's on the radio now!!!!

"This life ain't good enough,
yes I said, my life.......
cos you're so smooth,

And it's just like the ocean,
on my blues.......
give me your heart,
make it real or let's forget about it."

Oh, now it's 'N Sync "Bye Bye Bye" is on!

"Don't wanna be a fool for you,
Just another player in this game for two,
You sure may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby bye bye bye,
I really don't wanna make it tough,
Just wanna tell you I've had enough,
You sure may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby bye bye bye"

Must go! It's now Show me the meaning of being lonely by Backstreet Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to be outdone, I must share this with you.

About half an hour ago, I couldn't get this song out of my head. It was sanctuary by Iron Maiden. Now I can't get Strange World out of my head. Damn!
actually they r nice songs

I really like that new song by Melanie C, called "Never be the same again". They call her the Rock Chic, but she only ever released one rock song, called "Goin' Down".
"How come I didn't see, you were makin' fun of me?
How dare you change the rules, you make me look a fool,
What have you gotta see, that last laughs on me,
What have I gotta do to get my revenge on you?

You're goin' down.
Goin' down. Goin' down.
Goin' down"

Her new one's really nice, smooth R'n'B:

"I thought that we would just be friends,
Things will never be the same again,
It's just the beginning it's not the end,
Things will never be the same again,
It's not a secret anymore, now we've opened up the door,
Starting tonight and from now on,
Things will never be the same again."

Oooh, Jeni! Do you like the new song from Westlife? I do. I still prefer Flying Without Wings and If I Let You Go, but I like it anyway! It's called Fool Again:

"Baby, I know the story,
I've seen the picture, it's written all over your face.
Tell me, what's the secret, that you've been hiding,
I know it should have taken my place.

I should have seen it coming.
I should have read the sign,
Anyway, I guess it's over.

Can't believe that I'm the fool again,
I thought this love would never end,
How was I to know, you never told me,
Can't believe that I'm the fool again,
And I've thought you were my friend,
How was I to know?
Well, I guess it's over....."

Returns to the forum, takes out the now familiar radio mic... climbs onto a table and, to change the tone somewhat, launches into this little bit of social comment, from Alice Cooper originally, but was covered rather well by Julie Covington...

ONLY WOMEN BLEED
Alice Cooper 1975
(A. Cooper/D. Wagner)

Man's got his woman to take his seed
He's got the power - oh
She's got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Man makes your hair gray
He's your life's mistake
All you're really lookin' for is an even break

He lies right at you
You know you hate this game
He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Black eyes all of the time
Don't spend a dime
Clean up this grime
And you there down on your knees begging me please come
Watch me bleed

Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

Never marry, Never Have Kids.

One of my philosophies, methinks I can stick to it!

I can't.
Anyway.
Oh, Mike A, have you heard of Santana? I can send you a sample if you like of their new song, which is like, massive! I bought it this week and it's one of the predicted number 1's, except on the midweek chart it was number 2. It's got electirc guitars galore in it! Wanna listen?

Oh yeah, I bought that Geri Halliwell song, and it's really good. I wanna get her album!
This is Bag It Up: (some of the lyrics are weird and I dunno how they fit into the rest of the song)

"I like chocolate, and contraversy,
He likes Fridays and bad company,
I like the midnight, it's when I'm in the mood,
But he likes the mornings, and that's when he's rude..


Just a bad case of opposite sex,
Have to look to the stars.
All we need is a little respect,
'Cos men are from Venus, and girls are from Mars,

Bag it up, don't drop the baby,
Boot him out, not buts or maybe,
Wind him up and make him crazy, wo wo woah
Bag it up, don't drop the baby,
Spin him out, not buts or maybe,
Do your thang, come on lady, wo wo woah lady.


I don't take sugar on my colour TV,
But he likes it loaded, with eye candy,
I need some space, and he needs a room,
But then he keeps me waiting by leaving too soon


Just a bad case of opposite sex,
Have to look to the stars.
All we need is a little respect,
cos men are from Venus, and girls are from Mars.

Bag it up, don't drop the baby,
boot him out not buts or maybe,
Wind him up and make him crazy, wo wo wo woah,
Take him back don't drop the baby,
Spin him out no buts or maybe,
Do your thang, come on lady, wo wo wo wo lady.

Treat him like a lady, treat him like a lady,
Tease him, please me, chase me yeah!

Just a bad case......."

And at the end she's shouting "You know what to do now! You're in control! Who's wearing the trousers now! Treat him like a lady and spit him out! Make him currrrazy!"

In case you haven't noticed this song is very anti-men. Apologies. The video is funny though. It's like an advert for the TV for Girl Powder, which is supposed to make men behave like girls. Don't ask.

Sultana? Isn't he an old dude? Who plays sort of soft, jazzy stuff?
Maybe not quite up my street. If you do send me something then don't make it too big. Say about 200KB or somethhing.
anyone can play an electric guitar well. It's just whether you can THRASH that counts.

I have been reading the latest issues of Kerrang! and Metal Hammer. Heavy Metal Heaven, man!

I'm really sure that Shim reads Kerrang!, I'm positive.
Yes, Santana is old, at least 20 years, and he does do that jazzy stuff. I'm sending you a clip now, it lasts 25 seconds.

Very catchy. I can see why you'd like it

Talking about catchy, I've been listening to the free CD that came with Metal Hammer. There's a song called Your Vision Was Never Mine To Share by Misery Loves Co. It starts out all depressing, but is actually quite catchy.
There's a song by all girl metal band Kittie, something about eating a dick. That was rather soft, but I'll bet they're meat comes when you see them live!

I need to see more bands at concerts.

Hey Jeni!!! Where are you?
We saw this group in Billericay called Point Break and they did this really disgusting song, which they're releasing this month. It's called "Freaky Time" and is sooooo sick! I'm not gonna write it down. It's disgusting!

Why and where am I needed?? I don't understand!
I've seen Geri's video, it's really good!
The bus broke down again tonight - Shaft and Mucho mambo are on the radio, We've seen them live - cool huh?!?
I LOVE that song "Smooth" by Santana, Can I borrow it off of you Esti? (eventually) I like the savage garden one aswell, that's cool.
Yeah, we saw point break at my party, I'm thinkin' of going again this year, what do you think? I know what you mean, the words to freaky time are a "bit" dodgy, they don't leave much to the imagination, do they?!?

C ya

JX

Esti - more snowballs coming your way!!! Mwahahahahaha

Katsy, if you want sick shit you wanna check out the antics of Mariyln Manson and Slipknot!

To give you a taster, in his latest video MM wipes his arse with the American flag.
In an interview about cooking with Kerrang, Slipknot's Shawn Crahan set fire to his chef's hat...while he was still wearing it!

And this is pussy compared to their other stuff!

Yuck!
Yeah, me Jeni, Ally and Natalie along with Vicky and Claire went to that party, Skandal, the GORGEOUS Skandal WAVED at US!!!!!
I mean, they're all sooooo sweet! Remember when one of them was sticking his leg out of the curtain and Vicky shouted "We don't want ugly legs!" so he stopped, then came out and started waving at us!!!!! Jeni, are you buying their debut single when it comes out? I certainly am! It's called Champaign Highway, we heard that, but I can't remember how it goes, I know I liked it though.

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