h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A snowball aimed for the cheese!
See what I mean?

*Picks up hard ice*

POW! An iceball aimed at Fragalot! Oops...didn't mean to give you a concussion.

Did I mention headgear in the suggestions?
Chris

Anyone joining? You can study the rules on the other thread (they are not very complex)
Snowball aimed at *anyone*

No one's joined yet since the link on the front page is wrong>

*Gets hit by Fragalot's snowball.*

*Snowball aimed at whoever messed up our front page link*

*and misses and hits me!*
Ouch! I'm innocent!

*Throws snowball at Fragalot*

*Says, "Hi," to Bluebottle and apoligizes for hitting him*

*Begins to build snow fort*

You don't think you can hide from me as easily as that, I hope!
*Throws several snowballs at the Cheese*

*Gets hit by all the snowballs thrown by Bluenottle*

*Steals Bluebottle's wallte while Bluebottle's laughing at him*

*Uses Bluebottle's money to buy a real igloo from an Eskimo*

*Hides in igloo and builds lotrs and lots of snowballs*

Hey! You give that back!
It has a picture of Sarah in....
And my Uni card, which if I'm spotted without, they chuck me out of the computer rooms - they check every half hour.

*Throws back Bluebottle's Uni card and picture of Sarah*

*Throws stash of snowballs at Fragalot*

*Goes back to hide in igloo*

*Notifies Peta of wrong link*
*Notices proximity of snowball phalanx at terminal velocity*
*ducks*
*Rolls brick core into huge snow projectile*
Now for some nuclear warfare!
*Joins bluebottle's siege on Iglo*

*Bluebottle nods at Sir Fragalot, and attacks the igloo's left flank.*

*wanders by*

*notices confused what's happening*

*suddenly feels a snowball in his ear, thrown by the cheese*

!!oh oh, now you done it boy! ( )!!

*looking for a hide out and contrives a nefarious plan*

*Uses arcane power of Aroma Cafe's hot coco to lob nuclear snowball at Cheeses' suddenly very feebly looking iglo*
Wheela!

*puts on his special snowball fight gloves*

*tastes a bit of the fresh snow* YUM!


*makes a nice snowball*

*throws it with a top spinn at the Cheese's head*

haha, now we are even

I shall have revenge upon thee.

Peta seems to have fixed the frontpage link - somewhere! But in the real world it hasn't changed
*shrugs*
*rescues the Cheese from wrecked iglo, only to give him a snowbath*

*Builds underground tunnel from igloo to the snowmobile store*

*Buys a snowmobile*

*Returns to fight with heavy-duty snowmobile*

*Bombards all 3 attackers with snowballs*

COMPUTER.. DAMAGE REPORT?

Snowball gloves are damaged, but still intact. Further, your ear has just received a little more snow again....

mmmm, let's see, what now!
* Makes a hugh concsussion snowbal (radius 40 cm) *
*throws it just in front of the cheese*
the cheese: haha, missed me!!
*KABOOOOOM*