h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

**BOOM!**

*Hops out as snowmobile explodes*

*Takes ice and puts it down Fabels' shirt and gloves*

*Whips out snowbazooka, shoots Fragalot*

*Steals Bluebottle's Uni card and picture of Sarah again*

Whoa, caught me off-guard there!

*Picks up brain and left leg*

*Hops over to burning remains of snowmobile, warms up*

Fret not, I've a little surprise for you!

o - o --> O ---> (O)

One ankle-shot (anonymous receiver) in the bag!

(Nice article, btw... Suggest you submit it, then enter it in the Fun Run. However, being as that the Fun Runs are a bit behind, perhaps the Think Tank might be a better idea. )

'Nonnie

*goes inside a wooden hut to sit next to the heater and warms his hands *

*enters wooden hut*

"I have you now, Fragalot!"

*Hits Fragalot in face with 15 snowballs, then kicks heater, breaking it*

Cheese, you just did the impossible

(who was the one who went into the hut????)
* for this cheese is punished and receives a free bonus layer of snow*

Oops, I meant Fabels, not Fragalot in that last posting.

You are forgiven.. RESUME YOUR POSITIONS............
! AI CAPTAIN!!!!!



* fabels runs fast to his new hide out*

*Cheese quickly follows Fabels, pelting him with snowballs*

*Cheese didn't notice the avalanche trap en receives a full load*

*while the Cheese runs after Fabels*

Oh, Sir Fragalot, Sir Fragalot!
When The Cheese does pay attention not,
Sir Fragalot, Sir Fragalot!
He bravely attacks in the back, dear sod,
Sir Fragalot, Sir Fragalot!
With fearsomely accurate snowballs a lot!

*Cheese climbs out of avalanched snow, goes back to chase after Fragalot*

"I'll get you later, Fabels!"

You'll never take me alive, great cheesy one!
I'm gonna make a stand right here!

*strides menacingly forward, ambidextrously toting Great Balls o'Ice*

Come get some!

*Eyes Light Up*

"You shouldn't have done this, but you did, You turned me into the great...HYPERCHEESE!"

*HyperCheese blows away Fragalot's head, computer, left leg, and stash of snowballs with psychic powers*

*HyperCheese throws 20,000 balls of total ice at Fragalot's remains in precisely 2.4553 seconds! Hahaha! Dare to challenge me again?

*Turns back into The Cheese*

*notices the Cheese making the same mistake*
The Cheese you hereby are declared *SNOWBALL OF THE YEAR*


*Let's a truck with a load of snow empty upon cheese's head!*

*Re-turns into HyperCheese, turns around, blasts Fabels into space*

"Do not incur the wrath of HyperCheese!"

*Pelts Fabels with a few (thousand) snowballs to speed up his journey*

*Fabels comes back from space with a real big snowball (it actually is the halley comet) and YES!!! a direct hit in cheese's face*

Right! That's it!
Mess with me, mess with hyper-cheesostatics, but thou shalt NOT mess with the Fabels!

*Reincarnates into The Phantom Furby, Possessor of Furry Balls*
*Rearranges molecular structure of the HyperCheese, turning him into the infamous InfraGorgonzola, Contributor of Stink*

He's all yours, King Fabels

thanks fragel, I owe you one.... why aren't you on icq btw?

ohoh... fragalot I am afraid this snowball knocked him down big time

What should we do? Just run away or reanimate him? Reanimate him? ok you do that than!