h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

THE CHEESE HAS STOLEN MY WALLET FOR THE LAST TIME!

if he is not giving it back, that's abvious
take it back while he is unconscious, I suggest

Come on Baby, "Light My Fire"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The snow is no good for snowballs today, it won't pack.@

well then let's seize fire for today and let's all have a cup of hot soup together

Look what Sir Fragalot got for your birthday, King Fabels!
It's huge and icy and it's got your name on it!
Congratulations, boy! *Smack!*

can't wait till it's your birthday.. oh what the heck ....
*punches a snowball in his face*

Now, Cheese.. Was that bit of gratuitous violence really necessary?

'Nonnie

*SPLAT*

VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!

@

Grr...everyone teams up on me in snowball fights!

*Gives Bluebottle his wallet back....full of Euros*
*Ties Fabels and Fragalot together, then buries them 3 feet in snow*
*Walks over to Anonymouse, then remembers he is a Cheese, and slowly walks back*
*Traditionally throws a few snowballs at alicat*

Euros? Euros? €€€€€€€€€s??????????????
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
*In a rush of mad violence, attacks the Cheese with every snowball he can muster!*

*fabels finds in his pocket a last can of snow booster*
*manages to open and drink, even in this circumstances*
*screws like a tornado out of the sno in to the air where he unleashes a very local snow strom above chees ' s head*

*camouflages as an inconspicuous snowman*

hey blue an mr fragalot, interesting homepage
~the fairy says lobbing a HUGE snowball towards him.....
hey mr cheese......*lobs snow ball in his direction too*
~hides behind stray snowman~

* sends snowball in direction of pink,who easily flies out of range*

*Bluebottle, meanwhile, really hits Alicat quite impressively, causing lots of snow to rebound in all directions.*

*snowman watches Fabels get hit by ricochet snow*

fairy drops snowball on blues head while flying above......laughs merrily before flying into a snow man and rendering self unconscious

* fables bribes 3 yetis in Nepal and brings them into action*

Come on guys, you know what to do.....

*the opponents receive a salvo of snowballs....*

*dig dig digs down under snow and makes tunnels (I learned it from a mole and shrew I knew once *