h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Through the fireplace there lies a secret chamber. The walls are mold-covered brick with several alcoves, probably part of an older structure the house was build upon. In one alcove stands a coffin with embossed images of palm trees.

* a white wolf passes into the room*

*it sniffs at the air*

*it is very dark and musty, what with there being no windows and all*

*there is an opening in one of the alcoves that is blocked by something wooden on the other side*

*moves to the alcove with an opening*

*the wooden thing moves is enough pressure is applied*

*the wofl stands on his hind legs and pushes against the wooden thing*

*there is a loud crash as the wooden thing falls away revealing a portal to F1786155?thread=457662&post=5802388#p5802388 . Through the opening, Alicia and Polonius can be seen, looking rather frazzled*

*a shuffle is heard from the coffin, clearly it's occupant has been waked*

*the wolf qiuckly turns to face the coffin*

*it makes a low growl*

*the lid slowly opens*

*a thin hand with rings and a gold cuff peaks from behind the opening lid*

*the wolf holds still a while longer.. still with a low growl*

*the hand slips back into the coffin and the lid shuts*

*the wolf sniffs the air*

[come out and fight me COUNT. I know you are in there]

*the case rattles a bit and falls to the floor, the lid falling off*

*the coffin is empty*


*a moth flutters away*


*a spider crawles out and up the wall*

*the wolf growls feriously and sporings at the coffin ripping at the lining*

*the coffin in mangled, yet thereis nothing remaining within*

[where are you COUNT?]

*grabs the coffin in his mouth and tips it over*

*the spider on the ceiling begins to lower itself*

*as it does, it grows and takes shape as an Eastern Prince with 4 inch fangs and 6 legs, all wrapped in gold and silk*

*growls* [there you are]

*leaps at him intent on burrying his teeth into the eastern princes body*

*the Prince catches Lycan with 4 of his legs*

*he lays his fangs into a leg*