h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the coins tumble off the table except for one which fuses with a nail in the table*

[Fie]...!

[Bench Wench]OI!!!!! SOMEONE GET THIS FIE OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!!

*the Fie scurries and hides in a jar*

[Beer Wench]EWWW....somebody....


*Runs back grabs beer bottles and throws them as hard as she can at the jar it ran into.*


*three bottles smash against the wall. Two of them hit the jar.*

*The Beer Wench runs back and grabs a few beer bottles.*


*She throws them as hard as she can at the jar the Fie ran into.*


*Three bottles smash against hte wall.*


*Two more hit the jar.*

*the shelf the jar (and a few other knick-knacks) sits on slants, throwing all the objects to the floor*

*the Fie slips into a crack in the wall*

*The beer wench makes a big !YUCK! noise.*

*walks into the tavern and sees that something is obviously going on so hesitates near the door*

~Wolf

[Beer Wench]Come in m'lord...it was just a tad of that Fie stuff....oh I HATE THOSE THINGS!


*THe beer wench directs Lord Shadow over to a table.*


[Beer Wench]What can I get ya?

I'll have a beer thanks, but I'm not a lord, I'm just a traveller in this land and I'm looking for a place to stay for a few days before heading off again... I don't suppose you have any rooms?

~Wolf

*Thinks.*


[Beer Wench]Aren't you a magician m'lor....i mean sir? If your an any type of a magic weilder, the magicians guild will grant you a room. If not, or if you don't want to live at the magicians guild...I believe we have like 3 rooms that are somewhat livable.


*The Beer Wench goes into the back. Grabs a beer and returns to give it to the stranger.*


[Beer Wench]I just need to know how are you going to pay m'lo..i mean sir.....

how much will it be? I have some cash... as to whether I can wield magic I can, but probably not to the degree that the guild is interested in; I'm sort of self taught... I was going to go down there anyway so we'll hold off on my renting a room for now... but I might still rent a room here anyway; the main name people have for me these days is Lone Wolf, and there is enough of a reason for that...

~Wolf

[Beer Wench]It shouldn't be that much, its not the best you can get in town but its something. 15gold each week should do fine...but you would need to pay for your food.

*the Fie pokes its head out from the crack*