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Hmm Pot roast, proper gravy and stuffing

*Grins cheekily*

Would that please my lord

[Thurin] Sounds ok to me

*Shakes her head and sighs*

*She starts to gather the food together, she lights the fire and puts the meat and some vegetables in the pot and puts it on the fire, she also puts a pot with some water on to boil*

Would you like some tea Thurin?

[Thurin] Sorry, I'm not the worlds biggest fan of red meat, I much prefer fish but then so does Wolf, I'm kind of suprised to find saltbeef here, and yes, thank you, tea would be lovely

I'll see what's in the ice house

*The back door bangs and then bangs again as she returns*

You're in luck some salmon was left in the ice house, I'll cook that instead

*Goes back to the kitchen, removes the beef and replaces it with the salmon, adds some vegetables and potatoes to the water, picks up 2 mugs of tea and joins Thurin at the table*

Here is your tea, is there anything else I can can do help you with the house, it seems you will be staying here a while, will you be needing some staff, a cook, laundry girl, maid?, I'd like to help I really would

*thurin looks up at her*

[Thurin] You'd be my Cook, laundry girl and maid? And to think I was only going to ask if you'd mind if I kissed you

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Erm............I was going to suggest you employ women from the town as your staff, but I could get things started for you while you decided

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and no I wouldn't mind at all if you kissed me

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*thurin leans across and kisses Shaylar*

[Thurin] ok, that went well, normally I'd have had a pannic attack, for some reason I don't do as well around women as Wolf does

*Kisses Thurin with some passion, not enough to worry him though*

Don't worry about it, do what comes naturally

*Carries on kissing him*

*kisses her back, passionately, then suddenly pulls away*

Woah, I can't do this, it's too dangerous, I need to keep control... I.. I hope you understand that I can't let myself go, I mustn't relax, if I... I'm sorry

*looks slightly ashamed*

*Gentily strokes Thurin's face*

I know what and who you are, after what I've seen so far this week it will not shock me, I don't think you will hurt me even in your lycanthrop form, besides I can defend myself

*Smiles wickedly*

I'd just put you on ice until you cooled down

*Laughs*

Please don't worry about me

*Kisses Thurin's cheek*

I can deal with you

*grins wickedly again and returns to the kitchen*

Would you like more tea

[Thurin] Yes, yes please.

*Thurin sits, wondering if he should tell Shaylar of the sudden, urgent desire, he felt just, the overwhelming desire to bite her*

*Returns with the tea and the food, sets the plate infront of Thurin*

I hope you like it

*See's the look on his face*

Are you alright

*Blushes*

I.............erm.............hope my.........erm.........forwardness hasn't offended you

[Thurin] No, it was nothing you did, I just found myself getting a little ahead of events... thanks for the tea

*Looks questioningly*

Ahead of event's?

*Frowns*

Do you have an agenda Thurin

Please, eat

[Thurin] No, I don't have an agenda, well not as such

*eats something and has a drink*

[Thurin] Look, you know I'm a warewolf, and my brother's a warewolf, right? So were my parents, and their parents, and their parents and so on...

Yes I know that and you are also the eldest, and from what you have told me you are unmarried, I do know what makes the world go round...................

*The penny drops*

........................oh...............um.............you were...............acing on a primevil instinct because of my actions

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Forgive me

[Thurin] I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I nearly did something I must only ever to to one person. I...I nearly...

*thurin breaks down*

*Gets up and kneel's by Thurin's chair*

What's the matter Thurin, tell me, it's something I've done to affect you isn't it, please don't protect me..............I...............have deep feelings for you, I have ever since we met, you are a true gentleman and I haven't met many for a long time, please don't keep secrets from me