h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

explosion?

[Y3K] Ah, nitroglycerin and Dark Jedi are an explosive combination...

*laughs*

I thought ANYTHING and a dark jedi was a pretty explosive combination...

[Y2K] Well SOME Dark Jedi have more control over that! Two, actually: the Sith Master [holds up a sign saying "Me"] and the Sith Apprentice. [turns the sign around, revealling an arrow pointing right at Sea]

*looks startlingly innocent*

*startled*

*giggles*

*NYC goes too far with the axe, and bisects the table. He stumbles, and goes axe-first through the floor into the lower level. Falling into a cell with the most vile, disgusting creatures not know to man, he panics and shoots a grappling hook into the Van Gogh hanging up on the wall and pulls himself back up. Unfortunately, a little creature with the heartrate of a hummingbird, and the appetite of the average teenager has bitten his leg*

AAAGH AGHH AAAAAAAAGGGHH... gedditoffme! GEDDITOFFME!

*stares wide-eyed at the hole in the floor, the creatures in the basement, and NYC freaking out on the floor at her feet*

GEDDITOFFME!!!...

*NYC flings himself across the floor, knocking sea off her couch*

*shrieks as she falls to the floor*

*THUD*

*whiny voice*
owww...... that HURT....
*looks at NYC and smiles*
aww, he's just lonely.
*grabs the little creature and starts petting it*
aww... there you go... you're so cute... i want to keep you...
*the creature calms down instantly*

how do you DO that?
I go up to a creature I've never seen, and it immediately tries to kill me! What's your secret?

oh well... in any case...

*NYC takes his spot on the couch*

*raises eyebrow*
animal magnetism?
(sorry, it was way too easy...)
i just like them!
*pets the furball*
now he needs a name... what should i call him?
*sits down on couch, which incidentally happens to be under NYC*

hey! ahm SITTIN' heah!

*looks at NYC*
oh, hi. um... well... we can SHARE the couch, or i can always push you off...
*grins evilly and bats eyelashes*
maybe i will call my little furball jonny...

if we DO sit on the same couch, what assurance do I have that my arm isn't going to be bitten off by your furball?

*jonny snarls at NYC and sea scratches him behind the ears and grins*
jonny won't bite you, will you jonny?
*jonny looks at NYC with a menacing glint in his eyes*
see? he wants to be friends... here. hold him...
*sea holds jonny out to NYC*

*jonny bites down firmly on NYC's arm*
AAAAAGGHH!!! owowowowowowowowowowwwww....

oh c'mon, that's just a love bite... jonny likes you!

AAAAHH!!! AAAAAAGGGHH!!!

*looks at jonny biting NYC and tries desperately not to laugh*

*fails miserably at the attempt and falls on the floor, laughing until tears are pouring from her eyes*

*suddenly remembers NYC is still in pain and gently pulls jonny off his arm*
sorry, i guess he really DOESN'T like you...
*gives NYC a kiss on the arm, which heals instantly*