h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks confused*

[Y2K] We can't help it! We're morons!

*nods enthusiastically until she gets a nasty look from corrigible*

[Y2K] You aren't being enthusiastic enough!!

*nods her head as enthusiastically as humanly possible, even though sea isn't even close to being human*

[Then what /are/ you?]

um... i'm not sure... mostly water, part weather, part some sort of matter that makes me LOOK human, part vampiress... many different things... but i don't know what that makes me.

don't forget part kindergarten teacher. I'm sure those aren't human...

[Y2K] You could probably come up with an incredibly long word using Greek and Latin words for what you are strung together.

[Y3K] "Entity" is easier to say.

[Y4K] And it's harder, but wiser, to say than "thing".

i definitely like "entity" better than "thing"

[Y4K] That's my point.

good point then...

what a weird, inane conversation, if I so say so myself...

*NYC sits up on the desk, flicking the plate with afgncaap5's name off, and searches for where he keeps his weaponry*

*yawns and lies down on a couch for a nap*

*NYC puts his feet up on the desk, making sure to scratch the polished finish somebody has obviously put a lot of work into*

[Y2K makes some quick calculations, and with his right hand throws his lightsaber with enough force that after bouncing off the walls, ceiling, floor, and a rather expensive trophy, lands in his left hand]

*NYC get the bright idea to scratch his name in the desk...

...in big bold letters...

...with a hatchet*

[Y3K goes a step further than Y2K and hacks the trophy to bits]

[Y2K] Hey! That's going a step further than me!

[Y3K] I know.

[Y2K] Are you saying you went over my helmet??

[Y4K] Lay off.

[Y2K] No!

[Y4K] You WILL lay off.

[Y2K throws lightning bolts at both of them]

*wakes up to the sound of hatchets and lightning bolts*
aaah, the sounds of my childhood!!!!!

[Y2K] Boom! Haha. Cooked by an explosion!