h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What about one of your cows, I could have bbq sauce with a cow on it

...er I don't have any cows...I am a cow...but I don't have any...I do have this nifty plank...

Go on then you've talked me into it I'll have BBQ sauce with a plank on top

*hands Cal some BBQ sauce with a plank on top*

Now serving number 6.625 x 10^-34
<...that's planc's constant...arn't I the clever one>

*takes a bite*

Ummm *chew* this is good *chew* kinda like *chew swallow* well done steak

Yay! I get BBQ Sauce!
Oh, and Shagrath, I think it's from the song that you helped compose. You know, the recruitment song? That's where I got mine

Really? 'Cause I think it was there before. But I think someone ought to put it on the main page anyway.

Hey look! Everyone either has one or none - except me! I have THREE!!! ARRRR! *does a y jig*

*sings a y song*

I'll sing you a song, a good song of the sea, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
I'll trust that you'll join in the chorus with me
Gimmy sometime ta blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies
Blow the man down, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
Blow the man down, boys from lirical town
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

As I was awalking down paridise street, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
A hansom young damsel I hapen to meet
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

At the pub down on lime street I then went astray, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
I drank enough stoutfer to fill Gullway Bay
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies
Blow the man down, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
Blow the man down, boys from lirical town
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

The next I remember I woke in the morn, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
On a tall lanky clipper that was pound 'round Cape Horn
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

'Ere many young fellow who follow the sea, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
Beware of the trick whenever it's free
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies
Blow the man down, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
Blow the man down, boys from lirical town
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

Blow the man down, bullies
Blow the man down, te'me
Way hey blow the man down
Blow the man down, boys from lirical town
Gimmy some time ta blow the man down

*uses a cannon to Blow the cow down!*

*takes a big breath and attempts to blow the EvilClaw down...

you can huff and puff but you'll never blow down the ideal of freedom that the US is based on. The IDEAL.

I wasn't trying to blow that down...just you...

...Oh? oh. OH! *falls over*

*watches in amazement as EvilClaw continues his four week long trip to the floor...*

He must be pretty tall.

Increadbly so

*hits the ground* *America weeps and then goes back to watching the Bachelor*

*being from england he doesn't know whether that is funny or not so laughs anyway as that is good english etiquitte* (or would be if he could spell it)

when in doubt laugh you @$$ off...