h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can be the muppet, as long as you don't drink your own beer in the pub and get us thrown out!

Yes, and so long as you don't argue with the dafodils.

Of course not, that would be DAFFt

You see? Mad as underpants.

Actually, you can* argue with the dafodils, though normally I'm the only one who can see or hear them.... But the not getting us chucked out is the importnat thing not to do

AAAAaaaaaaaarghhhhhh


*Peeps round distant wall*


Are they still about?

You're alright, the badgers ate them

The dafodils? No, they've gone to Brighton for the week, use up the last of their holiday entitlment.

* Realises this conversation is way beyond him, puts feet up, and listens intently*

Its all jibberish you know... well, it became jibberish from about the point I entered

Nowt wrong w'jibberish!

Especially when you're in Jibber.

*zeus and co nod sagely

4 peas, plus 2 onions, plus 1 carrot=

Pascal Cygan

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B

'A very small stew'

Some beans.

B

Is that what you get when you add two beans to two beans?

It is indeed.

B

Pascal Cygan?