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Large suite, 5th floor
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Started conversation Oct 17, 2004
*Carries Black Cheetah's luggage in*
There you are sir - hope you're comfortable. 
Balcony's right there behind that French window.
Large suite, 5th floor
Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Oct 17, 2004
Oh.... very much thank you...
**takes a bucket marked "Transportable Mud" and spills it all over**
aahhh..now i am prepared for when the rhinos decide to come....
**goes to the other room and plops down on the sofa for a long nap**
Black Cheetah - 
Large suite, 5th floor
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 17, 2004
Not a problem sir, that's what I'm here for... well, officially I'm waitress/barstaff but i work at reception when nobody else is around.
Ah, and I see the rhinos have found the way!
*Four rhinos walk in, one at a time of course, sit down in the patch of mud and begin a game of bridge*
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Oct 17, 2004
wonders who the fourth rhino is.....
must be FordTowel's ....
must notify him ...so he doesn't go bonkers....
Black Cheetah -
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Oct 17, 2004
current highlight are four rhinos playing bridge...of which one belongs to FordsTowel....
the other three are the last of which is blind..... they are free-form creatures....
Black Cheetah -
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Oct 31, 2004
**fordtowel's rhino throws down his card in a fit and charges away**
**, stare at each other**
** goes back to wallow in the mud**
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FordsTowel Posted Nov 7, 2004
Well, well, well. My rhino has been sulking for days now.
Mayhaps someone could tell me what exactly went on in that card game, Hmmm?
Some domesticated mammals are just more trouble than they are worth. Next time, I'm sticking to marsupials.
Large suite, 5th floor
Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Nov 7, 2004
I believe it was an argument over the rhino's name...
kept on calling your particular rhino because it was too shy or too scared to play the appropriate cards....at least thats what is telling me...
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FordsTowel Posted Nov 8, 2004
How intolerant! Didn't you know that Rhinos are Color-Blind?!
Add that to the fact that it's hard for Rhinos to tell Jacks from Queens, and .... Well, do the math.
Speaking of math, mine doesn't count pips too well, either.
Large suite, 5th floor
Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Nov 8, 2004
I do not know if you know or not.... but these three are *Pink* rhinos, above and beyond the normal kind...but
is blind...
is too shy...
is a troublemaker...
sighs
Black Cheetah -
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FordsTowel Posted Nov 10, 2004
And, that would make mine the 'spoiled child' then?!
Oh, well.
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Nov 12, 2004
**bows, says thank you and takes the towel, and proceeds to gnaw on the cholestrol end**
Black Cheetah -
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Mar 19, 2005
**comes and deposits luggage. Stretches after a long - very long - vacation. Wonders where everyone is?**
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Apr 8, 2006
**tacks big black board saying "Read new article '1/7' in Writing Workshop" in front of the room**
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Apr 8, 2006
....finds a sign saying that in your absence your three rhinos were sold....
sob.... sob....
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted May 10, 2006
Updates board to say:
Read "Patterns in Unique Numerics" in Peer Review
Black Cheetah -
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted May 28, 2006
wonders where VestBoy is with his drink?
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted Jul 16, 2006
Apparently I have been given two "Large Suite, 5th floors" the other one is here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1806957?thread=3042301
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- 1: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 17, 2004)
- 2: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Oct 17, 2004)
- 3: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 17, 2004)
- 4: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Oct 17, 2004)
- 5: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Oct 17, 2004)
- 6: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Oct 31, 2004)
- 7: FordsTowel (Nov 7, 2004)
- 8: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 9: FordsTowel (Nov 8, 2004)
- 10: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Nov 8, 2004)
- 11: FordsTowel (Nov 10, 2004)
- 12: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Nov 12, 2004)
- 13: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Mar 19, 2005)
- 14: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Apr 8, 2006)
- 15: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Apr 8, 2006)
- 16: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (May 10, 2006)
- 17: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (May 28, 2006)
- 18: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (Jul 16, 2006)
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