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Vermin.

Post 1

Warlock Cat of the Feline Mercenary Army.

Although I can't speak for the whole of the FMA, I am happy to prowl about in your cellars - which must be extensive to hold all that smiley - redwine and - to keep down any smiley - mousesmiley - mouse that may want to try and help themselves.

Let me know, or if you want to hire the lot of us leave a message at the FMA site, and I will put it to a vote.

Happy mousing,

smiley - blackcat


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Post 2

Warlock Cat of the Feline Mercenary Army.

Right, should be put to the vote. Dont think there will be a problem with many objecting to a mob attack on them, but just realize that if we eat them all u will have to catch fish for us.


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Post 3

Baconlefeets

smiley - bigeyesHave you seen many smiley - mouse yet? I didn't realise we had anysmiley - yikes

But if you think we have them then i suppose we need you reallysmiley - wow


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Post 4

Trin Tragula

And if there's any fish to be caught, Hilary will be happy to oblige smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Baconlefeets

I don't think we have any smiley - fishon the menu...

If Hilary catches any, could you grab them before they are eaten by him/her


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Post 6

Trin Tragula

Don't worry, he or she doesn't eat the fish, he or she just catches them as presents for various people and to lure the walruses out - but I'm sure he or she will be happy to put them to other uses.

(And, frankly, a few less fish piling up in the rashly-named 'Fish Corner' of my tent would be a distinct plus smiley - smiley)


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Post 7

Baconlefeets

hmmm, the smiley - esuom may be attracted to your "fish corner" and thats why we've got a few aroundsmiley - erm


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Post 8

Trin Tragula

smiley - yikes Good Point!

smiley - run Hilary! Cleaning Time! smiley - run


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Post 9

Warlock Cat of the Feline Mercenary Army.

Cleaning time??

We can also do the dusting with our tails!

Miaow,
FMA


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Post 10

Baconlefeets

hmmm, care to join us in the bar?


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Post 11

Trin Tragula

(Where you may be so impressed by the smiley - mouse's efforts as cleaners that you will exercise some clemency)


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Post 12

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

so can the FMA discribe itself as Pest Control by appointment to the HHH now smiley - grovel


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Post 13

Warlock Cat of the Feline Mercenary Army.

A; BC, think I got prob sorted.
B; Last posting fine by me.
Love to HER.
smiley - blackcat


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Post 14

hellboundforjoy

I din't know we had a smiley - cat in residence.('cept BC, of course.) Could you drop by my room and route out the smiley - mousesmiley - mousesmiley - mouse? I've got a bit of a problem with them lately.


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