h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders in, throws bag on bed, changes mind picks up bag and dumps in lounge area, pulls some clothes out and hangs up in cupboard
*investigates bathroom
*runs a bath

*gets out of bath, dries, puts on some 'smelly', and gets dressed *pouts in front of mirror

*enters room, and puts suspecsious looking bag in teh corner of the room

Enters room with her maid trolley - picks up the still damp towels off the floor, hangs up nice fresh fluffy ones. Replaces the free smellies.

Notices the suspicious looking bag, opens it and baseball bats the monkey inside before stuffing said monkey into bin on trolley. *Hums to herself manically

Checks rooms for badgers - leaves

*wonders back into the room, sees the nice fresh fluffy towels and begins running a bath

*Uses pass key to enter (having seen water running under room door) - wades to bathroom, turns off taps, unplugs bath, kicks away the badger gnawing ankle, fetches mop and starts to clean up floor*

*Uses pass key to enter (having seen water running under room door) - wades to bathroom, turns off taps, unplugs bath, kicks away the badger gnawing ankle, fetches mop and starts to clean up floor*

* Crackling is heard from the hitherto unnoticed HHH Intercom loudspeaker in one of the corners of the room.

Hello. This is the newly appointed HAZAA speaking - that's the Hotel's Administrator for the Zone of Administrative Affairs. If you are still occupying this room, please would you observe the new Herms and Honditions for use of the services provided by your excellent hosts here at the Hitchhiker's Hotel.

You can find the Herms and Honditions Here: A2593361.

Please continue to enjoy your stay at the HHH.

Over.

*leaves note on the door*
note - "Hello, I'm Shade, your friendly repairman. If you have any problems with plumbing, electrical, or other, make a call down to the Tool Room in the Basement (F1806957?thread=419691&post=5301816#p5301816). If I'm not there, then leave a message on the machine or on the list on my door. If you have an urgent problem then you may try to contact me at my home (U609417).


- Shade "

Hello, Sorry if i'm intruding. I'm Arisztid Lugosi. However you may call me Arisz if you'd like. I'm here to offer you a bouquet of flowers compliments of the hotel. Would you like some? We have many differnent varities, perhaps you have a preferance?

*stumbles in therought the door*
'Ahh, I've found the right room... at last' *hic*
*puts two bottles of champaign on the table *hic*
'Oh, flowers, do you have any roses? *hic*
'Right, breckfast time'
*opens a bottle of champaign
*hic*
'Always the best way to start the day, with a bottle or two of '68'
*hic*

yah i've got roses. what color would yo like? and would you like a big or small bouquet?

Ooo, red please, and a big enough bunch to fill this vase would be very kind of you

*hands a very large bouquet of red roses over*
is that all?

Yes, thank you very much, they are very nice have a good scent too
*sniffs roses Would you like a drink?
*opens a bottle of

well i'd really like a glass of orange juice if you have one. no drinking while on duty.