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Post 301

F F Churchton

Alright, but becareful of the bladessmiley - smiley they really hurt your feet!!!


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Post 302

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

*gulp* mabye not....


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Post 303

F F Churchton

Try the dumbell waiter:

*shows Vulpix what to do*

...and then basically, the waiter gets what you ask for!!!


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Post 304

Vestboy

Can you ask for a side order of lard?


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Post 305

F F Churchton

Oh I don't know, I've never tried that one before!!!


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Post 306

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

What about smiley - cheesecake?


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Post 307

F F Churchton

I know that one, Garcon...je suis l'mon cake de la cheesesmiley - smiley


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Post 308

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

Ah, sweet!! That's smiley - cool!!


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Post 309

F F Churchton

Espically when it means: "I am a man cake, served with cheese"


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Post 310

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

I did not know that...


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Post 311

F F Churchton

Now you do, now don't do what I did and go to a French restaurant on the belief you're fluent in French!!!


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Post 312

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

I barely know anything in french...which is bad 'cuz I'm 1/5 french...


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Post 313

F F Churchton

Can you explain that one!!!


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Post 314

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

Um, ok. I'm 1 part french, 1 part danish, and 1 part english on my dad's side, and 1 part scotish, and 1 part irish on my mom's side. <smiley - sheepish grin>


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Post 315

F F Churchton

I don't wish to nitpick but surely you should be:

1/8 French
1/8 Dutch
1/4 English
1/4 Scotish
1/4 Irish

You must have a fantastic accent by the way. I'm 3/4 English, 1/4 Welsh and no-one can understand what I'm talking about!!!


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Post 316

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

1: my mom and dad said danish, so Blame them.
2: I'v lived around texans to long to have any other acennts...
3: they're doofs.
4: 1/8 & 1/4?


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Post 317

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

I'm a doof i temporarily forgot fractions...*Hits self with a rolled up newspaper* Bad!


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Post 318

F F Churchton

Sorry, yes Dutch and Danish are different, my mistake and what's a doof???


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Post 319

Vestboy

*Checks dotted lines on body like a diagram of a cow in a butchers shop.*
I'm half Welsh and half English. I don't know what all these other lines are for.
*Tries rubbing out lines but accidentally scratches stain of smiley - cake to release delicious aroma.*
smiley - drool


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Post 320

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

it's short for doofus, I smell smiley - cake...


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