h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*is still bowed low*

I don't normally accept from thingites, but just this one!!!

*accepts *

Do you have any nibbles???

*shows her a tray of delightful nibbles*

aww...they've been aranged into a smiley face, what's this burgandy one???

A cranberry delight, my lady

*her back is aching from sustaining the bow for this long*

Ahh...that's nothing back in the days of the punjab when waitresses used to whey while holding the trays, then the EU comes along with their humanitarian rubbish and working rights. I tell ya, the socialists are taking all the upper class liberties away...is that rubarb & crumble???

Yes my lady

*wonders if she should point out she has been in the bowing position for at least three days now but decides it would be disrespectful*

Cause you know who I blame...the Austrians...if only one of them bought a painting from the whole mess could have been avoided...Do you have any Yorkshire ???

*hands her three Yorkshire s*

What's in this tea, one minute I fell alright and the next minute all left!!!

*nibbles on yorkshire cheesecake in a polite styly*

So...err...what do you do then???

I am a humble slave

Get paid a lot, do you???

*continues enjoying Yorkshire *

I get paid nothing my lady

You must have a good lifestyle then???

Not really, my lady

Er...is this like Harry Potter in which I have to give you a piece of clothing before you can become free???

I doubt it, AA. You know, you don't have to keep bowing if you don't want to, miss.

Dad needs the internet, Bye!

Tell him he can't have it, it's mine!!!

If I did that I'd get my butt kicked!