h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to be honest, I don't want another female partneras the saying goes = once bitten twice shy

So you dance alone, or with a male partner.
It's ok if it's your choice. It's when you have no choice that it gets tedious, I guess.

I'm straight! just warped in humour

*Uses Prof instead of a rule to draw a line from himself to the bar*
Ha, the shortest distance between two pints.

2 whiskys or vodka'sI'm not a pint man

They were for me!
*Rubs magic pint glass and a Genii appears in a cloud of sooty smoke*
What is your wish Prof? Make it quick I haven't got all day!

doc says to cut down on alcohol - so a whisky in a pint glass (1 a day)

*Aforementioned pint of Whisky appears*
I'd sip it if I were you...

very much out of practice today (cost)in the "prime years" 1970's to early 80's I drunk enoughthat if I cut myself, I bled in 1/6th of a Gill

I remember a story of a drunk falling downstairs with a half bottle of whiskey in his back pocket. When he gets to the bottom he puts his hand on the back of his trousers and feels it is wet and says, "I hope it's blood!"

one news years afternoon at a mates house, I fell off a stool and the large whisky I had in my hand never spelt a drop

You are a superhero! Gyroscope man!

a needs blood to survive I'd pack anything in if it's for health reasons BUT! whisky = NO WAY that's my survival

I used to have a very dodgy stomach and any spirits used to give me problems, so I haven't had a whisky or whiskey for a few years now.

do you drink or lager ? then, in modicum of course

I hardly drink at all now. Diagnosed with diabetes last year, so it's probably for the best. The occasional beer or glass of wine still passes my lips.

bugger is it the type where you need insulin ? or the other, which I think is the one my dad had (can't actually remember, I know he didn't need insulin)

Sounds like your dad's one, or should I say two as it is type two diabetes. I've been losing the war to control it by diet and exercise so unless I suddenly get an urge to curb my impulses and start moving myself I'll probably have to start taking tablets. This new job may be just the prompt I need!

do whatever it takes the health of my friends is very important to me

gonna head off for the pillow VB, sleep and dream well as you hit the "sack"

catch you laterbe safe, be well