h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Takes deep breath*
When I came into the labyrinth I was undoing an old string vest so that I could then wind up the string and find my way out but we went on an adventure and brought back the magical harp that puts you to sleep if you listen to it which the minotaur tells us is worth £45 million if it didn't have a crack but I'd only stuck the crack on so it doesn't actually have a crack and then we came back down the beanstalk and got away from giant and when I looked for the string to find my way out Trin was standing with a ball of string in his hand which he had wound up so that he could find us in the middle of the labyrinth and that string was the vest string which I had carefully unwound and so now we can't find our way out... that string.

It's all right, stay calm, , everything's going to be all right. Thankfully, I have an alternate version of myself ordering a meal in the restaurant. As soon as the meal is finished, he's bound to come and find us.

Vestboy! You have had experience with dragons and other beasts have you not? Then you must help! The alternate version of myself, and Lady P, are being threatened by an evil sphinx in the restaurant! Please! Hurry!

*23 hours later*
I'll be right there!

Lokking for the Jolly Green Giant - bar staff said I might be lucky here

There's a not in his handwriting pinned to the tree over there. I didn't read it because it says, "for W M's eyes only," on it and I didn't like to pry.







It says he waited for as long as he could but he's been called away. He'll come back this way with the package, you know the one, at the same time tomorrow... I'd warrant a guess.

It's not a not its a note.

Thank you for the hint. I've read the not, but glad you didn't spot the hidden letters (including the "e" in "Note").

So - same time tomorrow, back to the bar. Ho Ho Ho !

::Stomps off::

Anyone seen the Jolly Green Giant ?

He came and went again but he left a package in a secret place that nobody could guess.









It's behind that rock over there covered in leaves.

*Sneaks up behind Vestboy* "Boo!!!!!!"

*leaps about a metre into the air.*
Waah!
Whad'youdothatfor?!

*Looks innocent* "I don't know." Uh, I mean

Indie Where have you been? I thought I was lost forever on my own in the labyrinth!

Indie! Indie?

Leaps out on me and then disappears...

Uh, Vestboy? where'd you gooooo!

I can't remember whether I took the red pill or the blue one!
Stand still and talk to me!

I am standing still! I'm hyper active so I'm jumping from TV and the Beeb. 'speacly since I ate some cinaminaminamin toast. but I'm trying to refrain from jumping off to the TV for a bit.

*Sets up a tent type structure and covers it with branches and leaves. Puts a pair of binoculars on a stand inside and sets a motion sensitive camera in place.*
Hopefully I'll catch a shot of the mythical Indiana Vulpix with this lot.
*Quietly sits in the 'hide' and waits.*

Is the labyrinth under ground?

I don't think so. It's more of a maze with hedges marking the paths. Hilary and the Minotaur did some serious damage to it a while back. You would need to read the blog - it was quite interesting.