A Conversation for The Hitchhikers Hotel

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Post 361

Vestboy

You did remember to close the box tightly before you jumped in didn't you? You remember I told you not to get it wet!


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Post 362

Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD

Of course I closed it tightly!


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Post 363

Vestboy

It dissolves it comes into contact with water and I've only got one - when I first had it it was as big as a brick I shouldn't have left it out in the rain


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Post 364

F F Churchton

Hey, I can read what your thinking, I must be telepathic

*phone rings*

Hello...

Sorry...

I'll tell them...

Yeah...

Yeah...

Hum...

Alright yeah...

okay...

okay...

*put's phone down*

It was a wrong number, you were thinking...


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Post 365

Vestboy

Is that a mobile phone?


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Post 366

F F Churchton

Yeah, I know!!!


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Post 367

Vestboy

That's uncanny!


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Post 368

F F Churchton

No, it's a mobile phone!!!


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Post 369

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

tides out, no paddling, dig hole, play at ostriches


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Post 370

F F Churchton

Cue laughter...from afar...


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Post 371

Vestboy

Did you hear that? Sounded like someone running away and laughing at the same time!


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Post 372

F F Churchton

strange...


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Post 373

Vestboy

*Looks down and notices someone has stolen his left shoe.*


That's both of them gone now!


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Post 374

F F Churchton

Only weak westerners wear shoes anyway, honestly they can't tolerate anything these people!!!


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Post 375

Vestboy

*plaits foot hair into thick comfy slippers*
That'll do for now.


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Post 376

F F Churchton

They'll get sandy!!!


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Post 377

Vestboy

*Lifts one foot off the floor.
Then lifts the other.
Falls over.*

Now I've got a wet sand stain on my vest.

Hey! That's great!


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Post 378

F F Churchton

It's alright, you can hardly tell, the stain has sort of merged with all the others!!!


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Post 379

Vestboy

Ah, that may be what it looks like to an outsider but in reality the stain wil have been logged and grid referenced by the vest technology for me to be able to scratch and release the odour at a later date.


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Post 380

F F Churchton

Well you don't need to scratch it!!!


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