A Conversation for Making Excuses
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Dancing Ermine Started conversation Jan 13, 2000
"...Only I was on the internet, this great site called h2g2, and I lost track of time as I was following someone around."
Had to put that one in here.
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Dancing Ermine Posted Jan 15, 2000
.. I got mistaken for a famous film star and the fans just wouldn't leave me alone, I had to sign hundreds of autographs before I could even get into the library.
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Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) Posted Jan 16, 2000
1. My sister threw the key to our house into the toilet and flushed it... we couldn't get out
2. I couldn't get past the leopard in the corridor
3. Inter pedis puellarum est fortuna puerarum (And this is a REAL excuse used by someone in an ancient Roman play, if I'm not mistaken by Vergil, it's Latin by the way)
4. The world seemed to have conspired against me (cf. "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul", the first 2 pages about airports and being late)
PP
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J'au-æmne Posted Jan 16, 2000
I love latin and am fascinated by it... unfortunately I never got to study it
Any chance of a transalation, PP?
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Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) Posted Jan 16, 2000
Inter pedis puellarum est fortuna puerarum.
Between the girls' legs is the boys' fortune.
This is really a quotation from a Roman play where a guy arrives late because of messing with his girlfriend
PP
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Tatty42 Posted Feb 3, 2000
Nice to see somepeople speaking Latin!
How about: My bus was hijacked (?)
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J'au-æmne Posted Feb 3, 2000
by evil terrorists, and they wouldn't let us get out. It all ended peacefully, thats why you won't have heard it on the news... they kept it quiet for legal reasons
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BluesSlider Posted Feb 4, 2000
This one I heard was for real:
I can't come into work today God pushed a note under my door telling me I had to stay home and pray.
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J'au-æmne Posted Feb 4, 2000
Now that is scary.
I'll try to update the article soon...
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J'au-æmne Posted Feb 5, 2000
Presumably if you are a terrorist yourself, you would consider yourself good. Also if there were terrorists fighting for something you believed in then you could also consider them good....
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J'au-æmne Posted Feb 5, 2000
I'd say all terrorists are evil, though, because regardless of the cause I disagree with their methods
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 1, 2000
Turn up wearing a dark tie and suit and say you had to attend a relatives funeral. NOTE always record which relatives you have killed off and where, otherwise it coild be embaressing to kill off 3 mothers, 6 grandmopthers and Uncle Tom 12 times all to the same collegues.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Mar 1, 2000
...my wombat has herpes.
(Woody Allen)
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- 4: J'au-æmne (Jan 15, 2000)
- 5: Dancing Ermine (Jan 15, 2000)
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- 7: Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-)) (Jan 16, 2000)
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