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Post 1

Dancing Ermine

"...Only I was on the internet, this great site called h2g2, and I lost track of time as I was following someone around."

Had to put that one in here. smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

J'au-æmne

smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Dancing Ermine

.. I got mistaken for a famous film star and the fans just wouldn't leave me alone, I had to sign hundreds of autographs before I could even get into the library.


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Post 4

J'au-æmne

smiley - smileysmiley - smiley


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Post 5

Dancing Ermine

Not really but no-one's going to know here. smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Minus-One

smiley - bigeyes
Canis meus id comedit
(My dog ate it!)
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Post 7

Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-))

1. My sister threw the key to our house into the toilet and flushed it... we couldn't get out smiley - winkeye

2. I couldn't get past the leopard in the corridor smiley - smiley

3. Inter pedis puellarum est fortuna puerarum (And this is a REAL excuse used by someone in an ancient Roman play, if I'm not mistaken by Vergil, it's Latin by the way) smiley - winkeye

4. The world seemed to have conspired against me (cf. "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul", the first 2 pages about airports and being late)

smiley - fish

PP smiley - smiley


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Post 8

J'au-æmne

I love latin and am fascinated by it... unfortunately I never got to study it smiley - sadface
Any chance of a transalation, PP?


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Post 9

Paul Prefect (It's been 2 years now... wow... 8-))

Inter pedis puellarum est fortuna puerarum.
Between the girls' legs is the boys' fortune.

This is really a quotation from a Roman play where a guy arrives late because of messing with his girlfriend smiley - winkeye

smiley - fish

PP


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Post 10

Tatty42

Nice to see somepeople speaking Latin!

How about: My bus was hijacked (?)


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Post 11

J'au-æmne

by evil terrorists, and they wouldn't let us get out. It all ended peacefully, thats why you won't have heard it on the news... they kept it quiet for legal reasonssmiley - winkeye


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Post 12

BluesSlider

This one I heard was for real:

I can't come into work today God pushed a note under my door telling me I had to stay home and pray.


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Post 13

J'au-æmne

Now that is scary.
I'll try to update the article soon...


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Post 14

Tatty42

Nice follow up to the bus thing!!


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Post 15

Tatty42

...but are there such things as good terrorists?


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Post 16

J'au-æmne

Presumably if you are a terrorist yourself, you would consider yourself good. Also if there were terrorists fighting for something you believed in then you could also consider them good....


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Post 17

Tatty42

point taken...


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Post 18

J'au-æmne

I'd say all terrorists are evil, though, because regardless of the cause I disagree with their methodssmiley - smiley


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Post 19

Demon Drawer

Turn up wearing a dark tie and suit and say you had to attend a relatives funeral. NOTE always record which relatives you have killed off and where, otherwise it coild be embaressing to kill off 3 mothers, 6 grandmopthers and Uncle Tom 12 times all to the same collegues. smiley - smiley


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Post 20

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

...my wombat has herpes.

(Woody Allen)


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