h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When you say "in public", do you just mean in a place where the public could freely access, or up on stage with spotlights and big video screens for the benefit of those in the back row?

You... urinate... in public...? OOOOkkkkk... *pats his poor fever'd head* It's ok to be American. (But I wouldn't want to live there...)

With screens, Peet. BIG screens... And surround sound. ...And such...

*shudders*

With strobe lights, big screen TVs and the works. C'mon, all americans do it!!! It's the National Urinating In Public Association's Tournament. I got runner-up last year! I hope I'll win this time. So, am I a freak???

Who doesn't?

Ok, now I'm freaked

So, am I a freak? I can go on!!! For a party trick, I sometimes set my pubic hair on fire. It's kind of bad, because you can't do it that often.

You've got to be careful not to eat beans before doing that, in case of explosive eminations...

Ok, so if we ever crown a King of the Freaks- you're first in line...

*lifts coffe cup in salute*

...All hail the king of freaks...!

Just a thought: you remember how much grief loading this thread used to cause? Good god, it's just over half the number of posts in another thread I was in, it turns out.

And I thought we'd killed it off ages ago.

Anyway, carry on...

I still have not been accepted to your little "club". I do thank you all for the nomination of me as "King of the Freaks". I invite all of you to my court. So, would someone make sure I'm a member?

the club isn't really opperational right now. but if you talk to anyone, it should probably be miz archangel tweety-galz.

*bows* you can be my king-type-guy tho!

...LONG LIVE THE KING...!

Right you lot- I'm out of organisational mode (seeing as I spent the day fixing up a new page for new Saints) for tonight, but as soon as I'm online tomorrow I will talk to Lisa about the Freaks and see if we can get us back up and running...
(Shhh, whisper it, but I'll get us back up again, even if I have to go past Lis to do it... Not that I particularly want to do it, but it's about time we were active again )
And hey- I didn't say we were going to have a King of the Freaks- I was being hypothetical

It's ok. I can be Lizard Prince and Prince of Freaks. Or simply Lizard Prince- The Freak.

*Quiets down* I'll help you get it back and running. Even if I have to "waste" Lisa to do it. It won't be the first time.

Sorry, little worked up there
Right, I'm off to see Lisa right now...

*sighs*

...no more king of freaks....

AH WELL! ...Now we have a "Lizard Prince - The Freak"

...I rather like that title, by the way...

Isn't it wonderful, a forum all about me!!!

Hello, tis the one, the only, the legendary - ahh, sod it can't be arsed with grand introduction.

Hi all, I'm back after having my modem fried in an electrical storm (no joke)

And my computer has Linux, and I am happy

How are all you?