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Craxus' Team

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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Team Name: Helm's Deep Survivors (Gold shirts / blue shorts) although i know 1 of them didnt survive

Coach: King Aragorn - due to his very powerful inspiration

Goalkeeper: Treebeard - Although slow his branches are wicked at blocking the soccer ball

Player One (Midfield): Haldir (Captain) - His sleek elf like ways, can score many goals.

Player Two (forward): King of the Eagles - Wouldn't want his wings hitting the ball.

Player Three (Defense): Gandalf - He has the power of magic behind his defense. Exspecially the Flame of Anon (sp?)

Player Four (Defense): Frodo - With the ring, you can't see it when he steals the ball....

Sub one: Eomer - Horsey...hes fast...

Sub two: Beorn - ROAR!!!


Craxus' Team

Post 2

Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425")

Team Name: Death Dealers (Uniform completely black)

Coach: Saruman- due to his very powerful magic and his persuasive voice

Goalkeeper: Balrog - Mmmmm...fire...toast....ball....

Player One (Forward): Sauron (Captain) - LOOK OUT FOR HIS MACE!

Player Two (forward): Mouth of Sauron (The Lieutenant)- Wouldn't want him working at the front....

Player Three (Defense): Witchking - Holy S#!T look out for his flail!!!!!

Player Four (Defense): Troll - Trolls although slow, can hit you like a mother....

Sub one: Phosphorus Uruk - You see him running towards a barrel of gunpowder a lot

Sub two: Sharku - Warg leader...doesn't mean he's bad at fighting off his warg.


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