h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yep

That ones just called Batman anyway

Wasn't too much of a fan of the Batmans.

Hmmmmm... give me a minute to think of a new quote.

OK, this is from one of my favorite movies.

QUOTE #1

"Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... pressure... and time... That, and a big g*ddamn poster."

Time Bandits?

Er, Jurassic Park?

Sounds familiar but, uh, hm...

Wait...it is Jurassic Park, isn't it? Ian Malcom (Jeff Goldbloom)?

no?

hm...

now I'm all tortured

No! It's the Shawshank Redemption. Great movie. Great poster...

Anyway, I have no idea how I botched the Batman quotes.
I knew it was Batman.

But then I thought of that movie directed by Tim Burton, starring Michael Keaton, and Beetlejuice came out.

Anyway, here's mine:

"Got a minute?
For you, Brad, I've got five!"

Speaking of posters:

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

-American Beauty


Here's one everybody should know but probably doesn't:

"We read five times that you were killed, in five different places."
"As you can see, it was true every single time."

"A franc for your thoughts."
"In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth."
"Well, I'm willing to be overcharged."

I know this one! It's Casablanca!

'plays the piano and sings: '
"You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
And when two lovers woo,
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings-... "

cathrennes!


Wait.......Casablanca?!?







THAT'S A CHICK FLICK!!!!!!!!

And another quote: 'The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm! '

'We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented. '

Sounds like something Morpheus said in The Matrix, but I think not.

Rather: ''Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!''

...oh, and one from American Beauty, because it's such a great line:

"F*CK ME, YOUR MAJESTY!"

Casablanca is NOT a chick flick. What it is is probably the best movie that one (male) can watch with 'chicks' while still having a badass toughguy character as the lead. Mushy-ness aside, Rick (Bogie) is one of the coolest characters ever.

Good work Cathrennes

...oh, and one from Casablanca, because it's such a great line:

"You despise me, don't you?"
"If I gave you any thought I probably would."





....don't know the new one yet....

....hm..?

Think you got him Nuc!
''Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!"

Going to the seaside for some days........................!

stop making sense

Goosnargh