h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

quote 4
"My cousin. He's dying. I must go to him. "

quote 5
"Your cousin was dying when we married. He'll outlive us all."

All the quotes are true!

Back on monday!

*storms in wearing Monty Python Graham Chapman General's uniform and voice*

Right! Stop that! There'll be no lovey dovey mamby pamby kitchy stitchy icky mushy ness in the lounge!

Right. Carry on then.

X 4 or 5

*clear skies in wearing a sgnt. pepper uniform*

*plays music*

*leaves*

But I still don't know the movie. Does anyone?

Heya Haik! ...what? Feeling left out?

Hee hee hee... haik's getting ann-hoyed! And I don't care!

Love you.

Awww, Pumpkin! I Love You, too!

Wish I could see his face when he logs on and finds this!




*sigh*
Wish I could see yours, too.
But that's a whole different matter....

the next quote: " I love you but without hope. "



and the title is: The Portrait of a Lady !

Why is there no smiley?



No time for love Dr. Jones

Read more Heinlein. Even if you have read "Time Enough for Love."

You can never read enough Heinlein.

And time is no longer something I give a hoot about. Except I never seem to have enough of it.

*ahem*

"Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so."

*ahem*

tap tap tap

*ahem*


A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Thankyou!


er...


hehehe...

*ahem*

...



*after a few s*



Well I'm off to Tokyo for a few days. Half business trip, half vacation. It'll be nice to get outta Hamamatsu for a little while. Peace to all my homies who been down since day one. I'm out. Later.

...Woohoo! 'Homie' Status!...

Have a great trip Haik! Take lots of pictures!

Haik!
And one for the road

...okay. Jay has a good point. Whose quote is it? Did we ever get cath's?

*****

Guy walks into a bar, obviously very drunk, and shouts "Gimme beer!".
The bartender tells him "Hey, you're too drunk to be in here, go home."
So the guys leaves, walks around the bar to the other entrance, comes in and shouts "Gimme beer!"

Barkeep says "Go home, you're too drunk!"
Guy leaves, walks back to main entrance, comes in and shouts "Gimme beer!"

Barkeep says, "If you come in here again, I'm gonna call the police to take you to the tank."
Guy looks at the barkeeper and says "Geez, man! How many frickin' bars do you work at?!"

I think I'm losing my mind. Last night I crashed my car into a wall... for no reason. I was even being careful and driving slow but somehow the wall attacked! Man, maybe I have brain damage from hitting my head so much on the low doorways in this country. Kinda scary though because the streets are so narrow here and there's no sidewalks. Freeow.

Maybe the heat and humidity are frying my brain. I'm spoiled from living in California and born for dreary Scottish weather, not this tropical-island-like nonsense.

After being in Tokyo for a few days Hamamatsu seems pretty boring. I'm beginning to really miss the cultural diversity of the U.S. as well.
And Mexican food.
Mmmmm....

Maybe its just stress and homesickness finally kicking in but lately I just feel like I don't belong here and it's kinda wearing me down. Especially this town. People still don't know how to react to foreigners (damn egaijinf!) and after Tokyo this is brought into even more sharp relief. I can only take being rudely glared at while just minding my own business only so much before
I
SnAp...

Meh, anyway... Everybody cool and froody?

you missed the base tranmogrifyinging.......ing........ing.... ing into other things...

*glowers at walls, just daring them to attack Haik one more time...*

You never can trust walls!!!
Relax and take a while I launch a new quote...

new quote 1: See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I just told you.