h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's not really much of a difference between the size of your office and the size of yours and my office.

SSSSSSSsssssssssssssh its the principle of the thing

Yes, I want one bigger than that. And it should be an official editors office.

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Can I paint it pink?

Of course, but I'll re-paint it as soon as you've finished.

Shouldn't we put Cal in charge of decorating it? So that it's stylish?

*walks in with the ena/plant*

I hope my name's not being taken in vain



*pops the ena/plant in the corner*


*stands back to admire his handy work*



*sigh* My work here is done



*flounces out*

*watches Cal flounce *



He might even out flounce me

nobody could out flounce you, ya ponce

Never in vain, Cal!!

I always use my name in vain, so there's no need for me to use his name in vain.

*flounces at TB*

Jack weren't we in some sort of negotiation?

Which one, the "I knock the wall down and you dont complain" one or the "I wont show these pictures if you get the dress dry cleaned" or "You let them join and I pretend not to take over" Or...... well which one?

The one about the office. The other two can wait until the 10 o'clock watershed.

You dry clean things??

NO. NO YOU CAN NOT.

That kind of technology is forbidden to anyone except the secret government, so don't ask.

Oh, I'm in the secret government!

Bugger!!

*pounces GB*

TELL ME WHERE THE ALIENS LANDED!!

Swastika!