h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*remembers that he hates that guy sitting next to the girbil*
*sprays him with water...*

Can someone GIVE me a honeypotectomy?

If you can't get the last bit of honey out of the pot with your hand, what the h*ll makes you think that you can get it with your head??

A honeypotectomy, eh? Let me find my saw.

*looks*

Ah. Here we are. Now, this may cause some slight discomfort around your neck area, because that's where I'm going to be cutting. Now hold very, very still and try not to scream too much. Here we go.

Ummm... well, I was licking it off the bottom...

*is very still*

Could you please be careful on my neck? I have a tattoo right there and I'd like it not to be scarred...

Well, I don't know. I could try to cut around it. Hmmm...this may be difficult.

WAIT!!! Why don't you just drill holes for my eyes and mouth??

Then I can breath and see and eat and you don't have to make me bleed!

Okay, fine. You ruin all my fun. *gets drill*

Okay... Don't drill INTO my eyes, though...

Oops.

*visits*

*Protests*

*whisper* It might help if you say what you're protesting and why *unwhisper*

Nah, keep em guessing, that's the way to win in a protest.

*stages a sit in*

*sits on the floor*

This would be more fun with food and drinks...

This is an office, not a tearoom.

Then I quit this protest in favor for food and drinks in the tearoom...

Fine, but you wont be able to say that you were there when we overcame oppression.

she will, she'll just be lying is all

Nah. I'll tell the truth. And I won't be HUNGRY doing it. You guys overcome repression. I'll be eating...