h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*You have entered the office of society editor GodBen. The room is very small, barely 4m^2. It is painted white with very powerful lights making the room irritatingly bright. There are no windows, and all the locks are on the outside. In the room, there is just enough room for a desk, with a computer from the late 80s on it, and a few chairs.*

*stands at the doorway, holding the door open, and looks inside*

*blinks*

Whoa...

Yes, I know. I've been looking for the light-switch and can't find it.

It's also on the outside.

*turns off the light*

*leaves, carefully locking the door behind her*

Hey! Now it's too dark!

*from the outside*

Sorry, did you say anything?

Turn the light back on!

*turns the light on*

Is that better?

Ow! My eyes!

Yes, much better.

*sigh*

Wasn't this room supposed to be soundproof?

. . . The door is slightly ajar.

Strange... I was sure I locked it.

*locks the door*

*listens to the silence*

How nice.

*falls to the floor, leaving a hole in the paint*

Hey! someone painted over me!

ooh nice computer.

Yes, it's a step up from the commedor 64 I used to have.

*wonders when he authorised this office*

*shrug*

You didn't, but we need a place to lock up TB.

hah, well untill either a) jack gets back or b) Yael changes her mind I'm second in command so start showing a little more respect

Hell no. My loyalty is to Jack, and nobody else.

And if you no anything about my loyalty to Jack then you had better be worried.

You're about as loyal to jack as I am to Mr C

Yes. I believe that was my point.