h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*remembers that he's not here*
*runs off*

*staggers back into Ben's Office*

Not Spain Darling....Plain!

Plain People did this dastardly work...*hic*


*pushes Ben against his desk*.....

*Was already sitting on desk, so it didn't make much of a difference.*

*leans even closer then*!!

Oh my...
*leaves again, not wanting to witness whatever may come out of this*

*slams door and locks it....to stop prying eyes*


Now we are alone....*purrrrs*

Door locks from the outside! Joke's on you!
*runs outside and locks them in*
Mwa ha ha ha ha...

*The room is really small. It would be impossible to lean any closer.*

*I've noticed....then ....

Now that we're alone lil . . . where are my Bosco videos?!

In the post darling!....

They had better be here by Wibble. Some friends are coming round to watch them.

They will be

Now stop fidgetting while I'm seducing you....

*a hole apears in the wall. It has clearly been dug through by a guy with a spoon, as demonstrated by the fact that I'm there holding said spoon*

I wouldn't bother, I think he's asexuall. I, on the other hand, /am/ seducable

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*


So you want me to chase you around this tiny office then?

sounds fun to me

*climbs in through the hole*

backs off towards the locked office door

*I don't think Ben would approve of his office being used this way*


gulp!

Yes you're right, but he's not in any position to stop us

*makes a sudden lunge for lil*

what a stupidly small office this is.......darts to the opposite corner...

hey, I thought you were meant to be chasing me round the office?

*rushes for lil and trips on the power lead for GB's computer, falling at her feet*