h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, I'll gladly give you a game. My Dark Angels will absolutely thrash you. So there.

I think you mean 20 Primarchs. Ya ponce. You ought to read Codex Imperialis more carefully next time (perhaps even stretching as far as opening your eyes).

Watch it, ya war-gaming nark. Stop reading at get back to pushing your models across your kitchen table.

Anyway, how do you intend to play me then? And you're right: your Dark Angels would thrash me. It's been months since I played.

As if?
Anyway, its been about six months i played, so i've probably forgotten how to play (dice? what's that then?). and i lost the last three games i played. ooops.

Plus the fact you probably live about a hundred thousand miles away from me *^_^*

Actually, even if I've lost interest in playing, the background and storylines that surround the whole thing still strike a chord with me, reluctant though I am to admit it. Lacking a game to play, may I write you a story? j/k