h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And on it goes... ~hopeful grin~

*looks out window and yells at a cheese factory*

Hand over the chedder spread and there won't be any problems

*looks around*

Greebo, you cleaned the place while I was gone. It looks great

Courtesy

...... Maybe its best if I don't ask.

Just trying to get more refreshments for the party. Now that we are airborne, we will have to get supplies somehow

Courtesy

You mean like this

*removes remote control from pocket and presses large red button*

*beer keg flies through the window and lands on the sofa*

I really should have opened the window first.

*Beeblefish sticks his head out the window and feels his hair flapping in the breeze*

Nice --- if there is any bimillenial trouble, if wont touch us up here.

Hi Peta, welcome back!

Greebo ... I think that now your party is airborne, you should have it going all year round!!

*taps the new keg*

I think we are out of crackers ... ramming speed!!

Thats a point, are the computers flying this thing Y2K compliant.

I just had a long talk with the computers and we came to an agreement. Basically, we leave them alone, just give them some nice tea every now and then and upgrades when they request it, and they will work no problem. We both agreed that this whole Y2K thing is Somebody Else's Problem

Courtesy

*runs round room waving arms in the air*

WE'RE GOING TO CRASH

*hands menza a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster*

No we're not, thats Somebody Else's Problem too ....

*The party-ship bashes into the cracker factory, boxes of crackers flow in the front door, it then swoops back up, forgetting to hit the ground and bobs up amoung the clouds again*

See

*while running round the room collides with the pile of cracker boxes. Does graceful back sumersault and disappears in a pile of paper hats*

No comment.

Now we need to find a party favor place and a champagne factory

Full steam .. er ... float ahead

Courtesy

And marshmellows! We've got all these fireplaces after all... And the chocolate bars from the vodka... And graham crackers, I'm sure... S'More time, everyone!

*grabs a chocolate bar from Courtesy's vodka, a graham cracker and looks expectantly at the horizon*



Welcome back, all who were gone!

*Climbs out of the boxes*

Who turned out the lights?

*takes the hat off of Menza's eyes*

How's that

Courtesy

BRIGHT LIGHT, BRIGHT LIGHT.

Thanks that's better.

LOL!

Mogwy Mogwy .... Hey should we feed you after midnight?

Courtesy

We'll find out in ten minutes.

Okay all, the Chocolate Shake machine is on automatic. I'm off until Monday.

Merry New Year and all that. Here's hoping there won't be any riots and also a toast.

To Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards men and women

Courtesy

May the new year give you everything you wish for and some of the things you didn't

Have a happy new year.