h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To true.

why did you say it? and what do you mean by it?

*raises hand quickly, but not too quickly to look like some wall flower waiting in a dark corner, but then his wife pulls it down quickly*

Are we all just standing here waiting for someone to be the first to put their hand up then?

I'm not, I'm sitting down
see
here pull up a chair...

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I bought a beer barrel, but it appears to have rolled out the door.

let us hope that it does not run over any poor unsuspecting innocents then

*Holds expectant breath*

~Greebo's lies on back with all four paws in air~... See how nice me is... ~grin~

I dunno I come here expecting you all to be busy making food for the party, only to find that in actual fact your all slacking off and discussing who is nicer. Well I'm definately not gonna be the first person to put my hand up in the air, but I'll stand poised to do it after someone else does.
*stands poised*
if I hold this position for too long I might pull something

Hmm, what does Greebo look like? reminds me of something. oh, i know. now, where can I find some rings with holes....

Doughnuts. proceeds to throw doughnuts towards Greebo, attempting to get them to go over the paws.

Got one! (Left front paw)
what do I win if I get all four?

Hmmm, don't suppose I should miss out Krunchy.

Doughnut ends up hanging over Krunchy's ear.


ooh, managed to get another one, this time on Greebo's right back paw

But she's eaten the one on the front paw.

she can't have, she's not here!

Well how are you throwing them over her legs then?

sounds like a bit of a paradox to me, thats what you get when you can be in several places at once all at once. Does that mean we've created a hole in the space time contium just by throwing donuts at greebo, better sew it back up hadn't we...
*gets out sewing kit and proceeds to sew hole up*
there all done. I'll go back to standing poised again now.
*strikes a pose*

Me is here too... ~Greebo waves a paw~... see...

Nope, doughnut was in the way.

*throws another doughnut over Greebo's waving paw*

do i get extra points for getting a moving target?

No less, she was trying to catch it.

~grin~

An extra 100 points for getting a doughnut in here...

~Greebo opens mouth really wide~