h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello
i can sit on/near the twee an be all pwiddy.......
although i am pink an may bugger up any colour scheme....
merry crimbo greebo........i bought some doughnuts an a big bottle of bannan milkshake along.........hope u like........

So, WBB, are you happier yet? This is quite a party!

I'm back from the land of recovering after getting another isue of the Post out

Have I missed anything??

*hands Pastey a of Cherry Brandy*

No, just sit back and relax.

While the rest of us do the work...

*pours for self*

Well someone has to empty the bottles.

pass me one of those drinks please, i am finding myself a bit parched due to the fact i have been tiptoeing from forum to forum hanging mistletoe and testing it
monsy

Sounds like you need a double.

*passes |_| over the bar*

Hope you didn't tire your self out, we still have a party to go here.

no worries there ....i still have plenty of pucker power now that you have been kind enough to share this wonderful |_| with me
monsy

Good, can you look after things here while I "persuade" the gnomes to provide some more drinks.

sure, no problems i will just pass out some of these goodies to everyone i see helping decorate
monsy

*The pile containing the rest of monsey's Mistletoe begins to shudder and shake -- Beeblefish's head pops up*

Ohhhhh ... is it Christmas yet? Did I hear something about a hangover milkshake ... pass one this way.

*notices the beeblefish covered in mistletoe and kisses plants a kiss on the cheek*
monsy

*Beeblefish replies in kind, planting a quick kiss on monsey's lips while her husband is looking the other way*

Lovely party Greebster, can't wait till it actually starts!

*Beeblefish wanders over to the couch in the corner with a healthy mug of mulled wine, determined to write his Post proposal*

Hi bevreyoddy! Finally made it (panting from exertion & looking harassed)! My kids (Mair & Christopher) waylayed me as its the school holidays and I had to bring them along. Are kids allowed by the way - I promise they'll be good? They love cats - we've got five y'know... I'm game for a tin and seem to attract waifs and strays (that's how I got my hubbie!).

Oooh - I forgot - here's some cider and some paper chains the kids made... Mair, put Greebo down! (Sorry..)

Hi Gwennie... Welcome... Hi Mair annd Christopher...~great big Greebo type grin~... me loves children... you are certainly welcome...

I'm going on my crimbo hols today, so I will only be able to pop in occasionally, but I will keep an eye on the party!
Suppose I had better get some wine whilst I still can, see ya round.

PS nice one Greebo

Ta muchly Krunchy... ~smile~... have a good crimbo holiday ... take care... ~BSK~

hey greebo......where is the christmas music?? it is not christmas without music.....wait!, i got an idea!! gwen, do you mind if your angelic children sing a few carols?? i mean kids singing carols is soooo sweet and it would just make the perfect touch while we were putting all this together
monsy

Aha, Greebz, now I know why you had a far away look while playing the tango - you've been thinking about this party!

Can I do anything to help here? I'm only around until Thursday, but I'll do what I can: perhaps I could be in charge of getting the brandy on the Christmas pud alight? Although our favourite walking firelighter is currently offline with a dodgy computer at the moment...