h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have I missed something or do we in fact not have any Christmas crackers yet? If you don't, or even if you do, I have lots and lots of those nice expensive ones with cool presents inside...

*hic*

Thanks Pastry ... I mean Pastey ... I liked your *hic* article one the.. on the floor there is a ooh its a piece of Ivy .. I'll just bend to pick it up .....

*Beeblefish passes out in a happy daze of Extra Strong Holiday Cheer*
(There are still more Special Brownies left, you'll find them in the kitchen)

Hi Jasmine 105452, Pastey, BigTinLid, Frood of the Loons and Roasted Amoeba who is trying to find Fred who is also a roasted amoeba, but is getting discouraged... ~happy smile~... thanks for helping me out...

~Greebo dances around excitedly neary tripping over the inert Beeblefish~

Hey great music... look at those crackers... ~wondering grin~... and thanks for the poetry Frood...

~Greebo runs around hugging everyone... and generally getting in the way!!!~

*Beeblefish wakes up with a start*

Whoa .. *looks around* .......

Where did everybody go? ...

Open your eyes my fishy friend... we are all still here... ~grin~

*wanders in with a tray of funny-looking, flat, brown cookies*

Hi -- we just spent most of Saturday baking these traditional Danish Christmas cookies. They're kind of spicy with lots of cinnamon, ginger, clove and one-more-spice-that-I-just-forgot. And they're shaped like stars, bears, pigs, Christmas trees and what-nots.

Anybody care for one? And all these hot Christmas drinks are fine, but I also believe we need some Danish (some would say Swedish) Glögg...

*pokes his head behind the bar looking for red wine, spices and aquavit*

Hi, Sorry I'm late, I brought some mince pies and cream for everyone. nice decorating job you've done here. Can I have one of those cookies please?

*yawn*
*wakes up from her peaceful slumber under the christmas tree, or what there is of the christmas tree, noticing that it is not quite done yet*
my, those were some good brownies and drinks.....the brownies were almost as strong as mine anyone got something to help with this devil of a headache i seem to of aquired??
btw.....i found some mistletoe where shall we hang it???
monsy

*struggles in with a keg of Guiness, a blender, and ice cream*

Ahhhh, love what you've done with the place. Hope I'm not intruding

*makes up a quick chocolate milk shake & gives it to Monsy with a wink*

Trust me, it's an old family hangover cure

Grabs a pint & some cookies and sits on the couch. Thanks Greebo for the lovely place to hang out

Courtesy

*takes chocolate shake and sips on it carefully*
ahhh!, thank-you, i am feeling better already
now all i have to do is find the perfect spot to hang this mistletoe....any ideas?
monsy

You are welcome.
As for the mistletoe, I would suggest over the food table. That way we can get the greatest bang for our buck. With the people around here the door might not be used, but I can guarantee that the food table will be

Courtesy

*looks a little surprised* Oh and a kiss for you because you are actually carrying the mistletoe

Hello, everyone! I'd like a chocolate shake too please, Courtesy... Sounds like just the way to start off a Monday morning!

The only other suggestion I have for mistletoe hanging would be between the egg nog bowl and the restroom/loo! Its usually the place to catch the biggest number of people.

*wirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Here's your shake. Oh and just for your information, the area in a 4 foot diameter around me is a no fat, no calories, no carbohydrate zone

Courtesy

well, i think that i can be sure to have mistletoe in all the good spots as i seem to have an abundance of it with me *produces a rather large bag filled with the green stuff*
seems that when i told my dear husband that i needed lots of mistletoe he took me seriously and cleaned out an entire tree full of the stuff
*begins hanging mistletoe from every spot she possibly can*
monsy

You are doing brilliantly well here guys. I don't suppose you could pop over and decorate Santa's Party room too? Its looking really empty at the moment. A few sprigs of mistletoe would be wonderful... I think I will go over there and make a nice log fire. Put the champagne in the fridge, the mulled wine on the stove. Mince pies. I really fancy a mince pie right now.. MMmm.. Christmas...

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I know the feeling Monsy... I know the feeling...

*shaking pine needles from her hair*

hehe!! it is nice to know that i am not the only one
as for the party room....on my way i think i have enough mistletoe for there as well
honestly, it was nuts!! not only did hubby bring me home literally a large garbage bag full but my eldest daughters boyfriend kept bringing me bags of the stuff until i had to "cry uncle" to get them to stop....guess i learned my lesson LOL!!
monsy

In that case, I will not move from your side while the food and drink are flowing!

You are not alone there Monsy. We were partying til late ...

I like mistletoe too. Eldest daughters boyfriend bringing mistletoe around? Is he coming round over Christmas? Sounds like he is setting the scene to me! LOL

hehe!! which is why i am starving the dogs before hand...just in case i need them to stand between the two lovebirds
monsy